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[–]Smalls 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

He is rding here on a spaceship piloted by Elvis from another dimension, and he can turn invisible when someone tries to take a picture.

[–]blackvoodoowhitesnow 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

na. he is the remnants of gigantopithecus.

[–]ActuallyNot 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Na, gigantopithecus was in southern china.

Bigfoot is the remnants of a giant sloth.

[–]partjd[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

okay now I'm going to tell you the whole story Batman had intercourse with a mermaid and that's how I was born with special powers.

I'm surely it all makes sense to you

[–]blackvoodoowhitesnow 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

they found fossils by the Bering straight. that would be russia.

[–]ActuallyNot 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nope.

16 confirmed sites, all in southern China.

Almost all teeth. But we also have 4 bits of mandibles.

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

The Word "were" in werewolf actually means wolf. So, he's not a double wolf. Don't be silly. He's a were-man. That likes Slim Jims.

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Interesting. So where did I pick up this old joke from? Possibly from Reddit, they are always trying to skew reality. O.K. But how about Old English and not late Old English?

Old English:

In Old English, “wer” specifically referred to an adult male human. It was commonly used before the word “man” took on the meaning of an adult male person.

Old High German:

Similar to Old English, in Old High German, “wer” also meant “man.” This reflects a common linguistic heritage among Germanic languages.

Old Norse:

In Old Norse, the cognate term is “verr,” which also translates to “man.”

Gothic:

The Gothic language uses the term “waír,” which is another cognate meaning “man.”

Middle High German:

The term evolved into Middle High German as “wër,” retaining its meaning of “man.”

Proto-Germanic:

The root form “*weraz” in Proto-Germanic is believed to be the origin of these terms across various Germanic languages.

Latin and Gaelic Cognates:

While not directly using the term “wer,” Latin (“vir”) and Gaelic (“fear”) share a similar meaning related to manhood or masculinity.

You can, un-wag that dog now. ‡.̗̀́

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Weird. You are capable of learning information about "werewolf" but not about "greenhouse gas".

I guess you've got an interest in misunderstanding that increasing greenhouse gasses increases the greenhouse effect. Because it's not harder to understand, nor less evidenced.

[–]Questionable 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Actually. I don't learn things. I think about things. It keeps me from spewing Doctrine, and nonsense.

[–]partjd[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

trivia: the abominable snowman has a penis like a chicken

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The abominable snowman could be related to Gigantopithecus, in the sense that at least its the right continent.