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Bloke swallows full banana wrapped in condom during 'fit of rage' in first-ever incident

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Sicko who broke into church to watch porn tracked down thanks to 'mess' left on laptop

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Wife storms brothel and slaps £49-an-hour prostitute she caught with husband

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'Breakfast gimp' fuels sexual nightmares after bloke dresses up as full English

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Tragic girl, 14, died after inhaling deodorant as spraying it 'comforted' her

submitted 2 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Man and daughter blamed sick incest relationship on 'genetic sexual attraction'

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Stunning model who married cousin twice her age insists 'I'm not a gold digger'

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Molly-Mae Hague says she 'tried to breastfeed' herself and says it's 'possible'

submitted 2 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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'My kitten is so big he's taller than a 5-year-old kid – and he'll get bigger'

submitted 5 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Woman tells cops crack pipe they found found hanging out of her vagina during strip search was a sex toy

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This School Teaches People How To Poop Properly

submitted 6 days ago by HongKongPhooey from buzzfeednews.com

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Artists sneaks 'anal prolapse' sculpture into London gallery 'leaving pretentious art lovers disgusted'

submitted 8 days ago by HongKongPhooey from ladbible.com

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FA investigation after claim footballer put finger into rival's anus during Sunday League match

submitted 8 days ago by HongKongPhooey from walesonline.co.uk

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George Santos: I Am Not a Drag Queen and Didn't Let a Dog Die

submitted 9 days ago by neolib from nbcnewyork.com

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Prostitutes gather in Davos for annual meeting of global elite as demand for sexual services rockets

submitted 10 days ago by Gaydolf_Titler from dailymail.co.uk

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Woman with 'perfect poo' divides fans by selling faeces for people to eat

submitted 12 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Boy, 15, thought 'he'd hit jackpot' after woman, 28, groomed him with booze and weed

submitted 12 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Rapist who decapitated and cooked son's rabbit caught armed with broken bottle

submitted 12 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Arizona Mom went viral dressed as cat to protest trans board member now slams gym for letting her use women's locker room - claiming 'he stared at her breasts'

submitted 12 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Young people are turning to Satanism over 'stuffy and outdated' Christianity

submitted 14 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Gamer sparks police raid after butt dialling cops and making 'murder confession'

submitted 15 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Man sheds 11st in nine months by ditching £2k-a-year Pepsi addiction

submitted 17 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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GOP bill to make Buttigieg fly commercial until flights are fixed

submitted 17 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Brave influencer sexually assaulted by stranger who 'ejaculated on her trousers'

submitted 17 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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'Transcanine' woman fired from job and banned from OnlyFans for sex act with dog

submitted 18 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Gloucester woman fined for grabbing transgender man's genitals and demanding to know what sex he was

submitted 18 days ago by HongKongPhooey from bbc.com

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Michigan and California institutions ban the word 'field' as racist

submitted 17 days ago by Gaydolf_Titler from washingtonexaminer.com

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The Joker Is Pregnant in New Comic, And Fans Are Really Angry

submitted 18 days ago by Gravi from fortressofsolitude.co.za

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M&M's will now only contain female M&M colors

submitted 18 days ago by HongKongPhooey from cnn.com

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He painted a mural of Kanye West. Then a rabbi called

submitted 19 days ago by jet199 from washingtonpost.com

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Female Insects With Penises Use Special Muscles To Penetrate Males And Feast On Their Semen, oh my!

submitted 18 days ago by HongKongPhooey from iflscience.com

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Active Innocence Can Heal Mental Retardation - The Christian Science Journal

submitted 18 days ago by HongKongPhooey from journal.christianscience.com

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Dad, 50, with three wives welcomes 60th child – he now wants a new wife and bus

submitted 19 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Prince Harry remembers 'unforgettable smell' of shop he bought Nazi outfit from

submitted 20 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Did You Know That Sex With Animals Is Allowed? YES, Per Zakir Naik, Allahu Akbar!!

submitted 19 days ago by HongKongPhooey from kreately.in

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If a woman inserts (in her vagina) an animal's penis she must wash, and if she inserts a detached penis (thakaran maktu-an, lit. “a severed male member”) there are two opinions; the most correct is that she must wash.

submitted 19 days ago by HongKongPhooey from wikiislam.github.io

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Man accused of chewing off OAP's face to expose skull thought he was 'killer robot'

submitted 21 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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The Satanic Temple's 'largest satanic gathering in history', will require masks, proof of vaccination

submitted 20 days ago by HongKongPhooey from foxnews.com

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'I went years without bonking anyone – but a sex doll helped me find love again'

submitted 21 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Commuters shocked as hundreds of people ride London Underground without trousers

submitted 21 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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“My Soul Not for Sale”: Pastor Shares Chilling First-Time Encounter With Satan in UK

submitted 20 days ago by HongKongPhooey from legit.ng

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Bloke stripped 'naked' in front of fishermen after mixing Viagra with cocaine

submitted 22 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Jabba the Hutt shows off famous curves in tiniest string bikini yet as it slaps bum

submitted 22 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Naked ramblers called 'Stark Trekkers' ditch clothes to brave nippy walks

submitted 22 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Woman kidnapped girl, 8, from playground before running down the street naked screaming

submitted 23 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Man's security camera spots rare albino squirrel going '50 Shades of Grey' in garden

submitted 23 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Wells Fargo fires VP of operations in India after he 'URINATED on 72-year-old woman during business class flight from New York to New Delhi': Banking exec claims she 'condoned' it

submitted 23 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Chinese Boy, 12, undergoes horror surgery after shoving entire thermometer up his penis

submitted 23 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Non-binary race faker who pretended to be Native American is branded 'worse than a colonizer' and a 'financial drain' by art collective who paid her $750 a week - only for scammer to do NO work

submitted 24 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Daughter tracked down long lost dad who then had sex with her when she turned 18

submitted 24 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Dangerous driver who almost hit 3 men outside pub tells court he has '2 ANUSES'

submitted 24 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Prince Harry had a frostbitten penis at Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding

submitted 24 days ago by jet199 from pagesix.com

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Walmart Exorcism: Proof Of Demons?

submitted 24 days ago by HongKongPhooey from youtube.com

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Sex demon tickles side chick’s private parts

submitted 24 days ago by HongKongPhooey from jamaica-star.com

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Caerphilly transgender man dipped prosthetic penis in pub customer's drink

submitted 25 days ago by HongKongPhooey from southwalesargus.co.uk

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Attempt to smuggle gold in capsules by hiding in the anus; Malappuram native arrested in Karipur

submitted 25 days ago by HongKongPhooey from english.janamtv.com

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Sex-starved Buddhist monk 'smiles' as he tries to cut off his penis with knife

submitted 26 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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'Largest Satanic Gathering in History': SatanCon Targets Another City That Didn't Allow Their Invocation

submitted 25 days ago by HongKongPhooey from cbn.com

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Barking and squealing 'Deliverance' inbred family member 'learned how to talk from dogs'

submitted 26 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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UFC chief Dana White who once said "You don’t bounce back from putting your hands on a woman", apologizes for slapping his wife in a bar

submitted 27 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Taliban concerned for Western prisoner of conscience

submitted 28 days ago by jet199 from imgur.com

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What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?

submitted 27 days ago by HongKongPhooey from defector.com

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Thor the 'Wanking' walrus brings entire UK town to standstill with public sex display

submitted 28 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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TikTok Scammer Stripped of Prestigious Literary Prize

submitted 29 days ago by jet199 from vice.com

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Woman burns down her apartment building, says ‘The Satan Made Me Do It’

submitted 29 days ago by HongKongPhooey from freshheadline.com

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$182,000 2023 Corvette Z06 with engine GM calls 'bombproof' blows engine after 52 miles

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from caranddriver.com

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Off-the-Las Vegas Strip Show Seeks 'Penis Puppeteers'

submitted 29 days ago by HongKongPhooey from thestreet.com

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Men's prison is slammed by inspectors for not providing make-up and women's clothing to its transgender inmates

submitted 1 month ago by jet199 from dailymail.co.uk

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The ADL issues statement declaring Ukraine’s Azov Battalion no longer ‘far-right’

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from thegrayzone.com

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A U.K. medical office mistakenly sent patients a text message with a cancer diagnosis

submitted 1 month ago by N01 from text.npr.org

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I bought a Tesla to help the environment. Now, I’m embarrassed to drive it

submitted 1 month ago by jet199 from latimes.com

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'I wear make-up and velour clothes at gym, it shows men what they can't have'

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Man held for ramming car into supermarket claims he was being chased by SATANIC cult

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from meaww.com

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'I meditate with my womb – it helps me connect to my vagina and perform in bed'

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Tennessee Woman Allegedly 'Used Her Child as a Shield' During Spate of Carjackings

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from lawandcrime.com

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Pokemon fan sparks outrage after dog dyed like Pikachu brought to NBA game

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Bloke spent £12.5k turning himself into a dog but worries pals 'think he's weird'

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Florida Man Allegedly Told Police He 'Believes Voodoo' Caused Him to Rape and Impregnate 13-Year-Old Girl

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from lawandcrime.com

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Woman baffles doctors after accidentally leaving tampon in for two years

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Brit's horror as naked burglar dies after smashing into glass in rape attempt

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Brave naked bloke busted would-be thieves before putting on briefs to fight them

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Jeff Stelling blames sons for pic of penis 'wrapped in bacon' on his Twitter

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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'Santa Putin' swaps child's same-sex parents for a mother and father and gives a football, toy cars and a drum kit to boy being raised as a girl in anti-West propaganda video

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Mum drank 4.5 litres of own breast milk on holiday and described how it tasted

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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‘Buffoon’ exposed himself trying to pay for alcohol with penis

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from warringtonguardian.co.uk

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'I Saw a Demon Manifest': Pastor's Daughter Tormented by Evil Spirit, Then She Recalled What Her Dad Said

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from cbn.com

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Woman claims Chris Watts, the family murderer, was “possessed” by a demon that is attempting to “kill” her family

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from technotrenz.com

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Florida man accused of killing mother says he was ‘possessed by demons’

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from wfla.com

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People are becoming disabled by choice and calling themselves 'transabled'.

submitted 1 month ago by EternalSunset from nationalpost.com

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Finland's Buzziest Sustainable Beer Is Brewed With Goose Poop

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from thedailymeal.com

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Doctor warns of 'stupid sex trend' where Christmas ornaments used to masturbate

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Priest 'close to Pope' accused of having 'Holy Trinity' threesomes and using "psycho-spiritual" methods of control

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Court orders airline to pay for psychotherapy for Brazilian plus-sized model who was 'stopped from boarding because she was too big for her seat'

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Drivers risk £2.5k fine for standing next to car after drinking this Christmas

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Man issues chilling warning after harrowing trip to 'Hell' during 'heart attack'

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Girls' Basketball Coach Harassed and Catfished Own Daughter for More Than a Year, Prosecutor Says

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from lawandcrime.com

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'I water plants with period blood and put it on face – it's good as paint too'

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

  • 1 comment
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Woman selling couch on Facebook Marketplace for £700: "Selling because husband had diarrhea on one of the cushions and I can't get the smell out. Need to go ASAP."

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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'You're Opening Demonic Doors': Christian Psychic's Warning About Yoga

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from cbn.com

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“It is demonic to allow someone to lick your private parts”, Pastor warns

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from ghpage.com

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