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Man who kept his dead mother mummified 'in perfect condition' on his sofa for 13 years was known locally as 'Vampire' and 'would talk to her as they sat watching TV'

submitted 2 hours ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Penis festival distances itself from 'offensive' mascot with 'throbbing veins'

submitted 15 hours ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Connecticut priest chokes back tears as he claims parishioner witnessed a MIRACLE when number of wafers he was handing out 'multiplied'

submitted 2 hours ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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'I got strep 5 times from licking own poop on OnlyFans – I make sure it's clean'

submitted 2 hours ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Woman 'feels beautiful' with beard as she ditches shaving face after 16 years

submitted 2 hours ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Woman killed and burned in drum by boyfriend who reckons he is a 'wizard'

submitted 18 hours ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Young Man Attacked By Satan In A Dream Warns Christians To Take Spiritual Warfare Seriously | God TV News

submitted 15 hours ago by HongKongPhooey from godtv.com

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'I'm a country MILF - I lift heavy wood and work at the farm topless

submitted 23 hours ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Grand Designs failure exposed himself and peed on passenger in flight rampage

submitted 23 hours ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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'I'm engaged to a rag doll and now we are a family of five with three kids'

submitted 1 day ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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I pooped myself midway through running a marathon — but I set a new record

submitted 1 day ago by HongKongPhooey from nypost.com

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Chaotic footage shows Alabama cops' TWO HOUR pursuit of runaway PONY named Ginuwine - before charging the animal for 'resisting arrest' on $800 bond and taking its own MUGSHOT

submitted 1 day ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Fitness addict wraps penis around kitchen rolling pin to get it tattooed

submitted 1 day ago by HongKongPhooey from leicestermercury.co.uk

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'I married my cousin and kids still have 10 fingers and 10 toes - we're lovers forever'

submitted 1 day ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Nearly 100 Babylon Bee joke stories have come true. "The problem isn't that our satire is too close to reality. It’s that reality is too close to satire, so our jokes keep coming true."

submitted 2 days ago by Chipit from foxnews.com

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'Disgusting' bloke poos into alleyway flower bed – and 'it won't stop'

submitted 2 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Kanye West reveals Jonah Hill and 21 Jump Street made him 'like Jewish people again'

submitted 2 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Pastor Claims to Be Able to Heal People With His Farts

submitted 2 days ago by ActuallyNot from goodmenproject.com

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Ruthless Criticism, But Keep It to Yourself: Concealment and Corruption in PSL Philadelphia. What leftists do if they ever gain power: fight with one another and instantly go back on their values. The part I like is where they say the woman lied about being raped #believeallwomen #metoo

submitted 2 days ago by Chipit from docs.google.com

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Drunk bloke with 12cm-long glass up bum had 'history of accidental insertion'

submitted 2 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Woman, 69, passes her driving test on 960th attempt after spending £11,000

submitted 3 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Shoplifter sentenced for biting off 'at least a half inch' of security guard's ear

submitted 3 days ago by HongKongPhooey from lawandcrime.com

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13 year old drag queen is cheered on by perverted adults

submitted 4 days ago by Oyveygoyim from twitter.com

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Boy, 14, who's 6'10 pleads for help to find shoes for his SIZE 23 feet

submitted 3 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Former NFL lineman Derek Wolfe says he would combine Adderall and mushrooms before games, go into 'rage mode'

submitted 4 days ago by HongKongPhooey from foxnews.com

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Video: BBC airs HD footage of two slugs going at it and intertwining their giant penises

submitted 4 days ago by HongKongPhooey from metro.co.uk

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WATCH: Naked Man Goes On Ninja-Like Rampage In Indianapolis

submitted 5 days ago by HongKongPhooey from mediaite.com

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'My sex doll with detachable todger is great in bed – and my boyfriend loves it too'

submitted 5 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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First cousins revealed secret love with graphic kissing post in family Facebook group

submitted 6 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Woman brutally trolled for getting nose job – so her kids 'inherit' nice hooter

submitted 6 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Yoga Instructor Delivered From ‘Demon Of Death’ After Attending Christian Conference

submitted 5 days ago by HongKongPhooey from godtv.com

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'I was so constipated after giving birth I tried using spoon to relieve myself'

submitted 6 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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A man believed to be ­affected by the drug ice was found naked and trying to execute a karate stance outside a unit block in Manly, authorities say.

submitted 5 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailytelegraph.com.au

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Ozarks pastors claim prayer regrew a female congregant's three amputated TOES in 30 minutes after they were shot off by ex-husband: Woman backs his claims but refuses shared proof

submitted 6 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Police: Woman does karate, son gets nude, dog steals cornbread mix from Walmart

submitted 6 days ago by HongKongPhooey from kcrg.com

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Woman who 'didn't wee for 14 months' rushed to A&E after 'breaking point'

submitted 6 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Court records: Naked Ottumwa man tries karate on cops

submitted 6 days ago by HongKongPhooey from ktvo.com

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Gwyneth Paltrow says having gas pumped up her bum in 'rectal ozone therapy' has been ‘very helpful’

submitted 8 days ago by HongKongPhooey from iol.co.za

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World-famous nudist beach's strange naked etiquette including burying boners in sand

submitted 8 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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What is Refuge Restrooms? REFUGE finds safe restrooms for transgender, intersex, and gender nonconforming individuals.

submitted 7 days ago by UbiquitousCultOfSelf from refugerestrooms.org

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California school district hires anti-critical race theory consultant (Gasp!)

submitted 8 days ago by UbiquitousCultOfSelf from foxnews.com

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Pet owners blush as buzzing dog retrieves dildo during surprising game of fetch

submitted 8 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Bloke holds up massage parlour with a gun while demanding 'happy ending'

submitted 10 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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'Giggling' perv jailed after he's caught bonking horse 'with trousers at ankles'

submitted 10 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Indiana dad arrested for allegedly biting 'ungrateful' newborn after nurses overheard him call baby 'evil'

submitted 11 days ago by HongKongPhooey from lawandcrime.com

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'I Feel Repulsed': Man Says His Wife's Vagina Was Ruined After Pregnancy, Gets Slammed

submitted 10 days ago by HongKongPhooey from news18.com

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Pervert filmed having sex with horse caught in stables over 'unusual habit'

submitted 11 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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'My sugar daddy paid me to feed him my used toilet paper — you'd do it too'

submitted 11 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Hunter Biden files counterclaims against computer repairman over handling of infamous laptop — He wants his photos of hookers smoking crack back

submitted 11 days ago by chottohen from abcnews.go.com

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'Chinese sperm factory' clip shows naked men on beds – but truth is even weirder

submitted 14 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Biden Says Generation ‘Damned’ If We Don’t Fix Climate Change, Also Approves Willow Oil Drilling Project

submitted 15 days ago by HongKongPhooey from rollingstone.com

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Couple find giant beehive in home as honey started dripping down the walls

submitted 15 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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A family successfully sued the Chicago police for releasing their white daughter into a black area, on the grounds that white people are so rare in parts of Chicago that they naturally stand out as targets. She ended up raped and brain damaged after being thrown out of a 7th floor window.

submitted 16 days ago by Chipit from abilitychicagoinfo.blogspot.com

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My fiancé has a problem with alcohol to the point he has soiled himself more than once - people say I should postpone the wedding but I love him so much

submitted 16 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Florida teacher 'entered into a romantic relationship' with a student: Deputies

submitted 16 days ago by HongKongPhooey from lawandcrime.com

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Singer slammed over sick vid of cats sucking her nipples after she posed as a child

submitted 16 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Florida woman says she lit house on fire after fight with roommates: Deputies

submitted 16 days ago by HongKongPhooey from lawandcrime.com

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Ranking Democrat Accuses ‘Twitter Files’ Reporters of Endangering Employees by Exposing Censorship. Instead of expressing outrage at the government’s role in censoring political speech, Plaskett attacked the witnesses for endangering Twitter employees by publishing their internal communications.

submitted 16 days ago by Chipit from nationalreview.com

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Florida man goes on naked stroll, tells officers he’s from a different earth!: Police

submitted 16 days ago by HongKongPhooey from lawandcrime.com

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Gary the goat breaks into homes, steals undies and headbutts everyone in his way

submitted 18 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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LA Times Hack Writer Blames White Drivers For Polluting Air Black and Latino People Are Forced to Breathe

submitted 18 days ago by cottoneyejoe from 100percentfedup.com

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Court documents reveal Proud Boys are only allowed to masturbate once a month

submitted 18 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailydot.com

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In Galveston, TX People are Going Poo Wherever They Want

submitted 18 days ago by HongKongPhooey from knue.com

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The People's Voice: WEF Says US Must Implement 'One Child Policy' For White Families

submitted 18 days ago by cottoneyejoe from bitchute.com

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I sell used condoms containing sperm to pastors

submitted 18 days ago by HongKongPhooey from ghpage.com

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Woman's urine turns PURPLE after rare side effect of constipation,UTI

submitted 19 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Jill Biden gives transgender woman from Argentina a 'Women of Courage' award during International Women's Day ceremony

submitted 20 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Bloke arrested for 'recording influencer doing squats' as police storm gym

submitted 20 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Naked woman filmed browsing library bookshelf – but she kept her face mask on

submitted 20 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Sick woman chopped her own hamster 'Mr Nibbles' in half and ate it

submitted 20 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Homeowner shoots naked woman who broke into his house and attacked him with a frying pan: Sheriff

submitted 21 days ago by HongKongPhooey from lawandcrime.com

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New York mayor’s message to bodegas: ban shoppers who won’t remove masks

submitted 21 days ago by HongKongPhooey from theguardian.com

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Lunch lady arrested after 'having sex with teen and bombarding him with nudes'

submitted 22 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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I'm in a relationship with a Boeing 737 - but we can never have any alone time so I have to make do with a collection of model planes

submitted 23 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Mother sparks FURIOUS debate after revealing she keeps her daughter on a LEASH in public - insisting it's the only way to ensure her safety in a 'scary and dangerous' world

submitted 23 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Woman, 70, dies after being attack by vicious troop of monkeys in bathroom

submitted 23 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Woman slams SUV into Popeyes because her order didn’t have biscuits: Deputies

submitted 24 days ago by HongKongPhooey from lawandcrime.com

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Husbands take part in annual Wife Carrying Race hauling their spouses through 1,200ft course... with one contestant seen carrying his dog through the field

submitted 24 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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'Eating raw testicles and bull penis gives me superpowers - I feel like a warrior'

submitted 24 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Woman has crystal dildo removed from her bladder after putting it in wrong hole

submitted 26 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Florida man poops pants in DUI chase, wreck

submitted 26 days ago by HongKongPhooey from mymcr.net

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This woman wished that she could take her child onto the subway without people smoking or jerking off. She was attacked by leftists who are against any kind of rule, ever. See, rules are oppression, and since rules are enforced by the police, wishing that they be enforced is muh brutality.

submitted 27 days ago by Chipit from twitter.com

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Bloke put live eel up his bum to treat constipation - but couldn't get it out

submitted 28 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Bloke slept with 800-year-old 'spiritual girlfriend' mummy he kept in food bag

submitted 28 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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'I eat half a roll of toilet paper everyday - using the bog is hard but it's like crack to me'

submitted 28 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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DA: Man Angered by ‘After School Satan Club’ Said He’d ‘Shoot Everybody’

submitted 27 days ago by HongKongPhooey from sauconsource.com

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28 More Ways to Have a Heart Attack, According to ‘Science’ - "But it's not because of that thing."

submitted 28 days ago by boston_blackie from americafirstreport.com

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Woman enjoys 'incredible' sex with man living in van behind rich husband's back

submitted 29 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Woman rushed to hospital after chicken bone gets stuck in her butt

submitted 29 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Prison guards to join 'sensitivity' classes so they don't offend sex offenders

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Pentagon fear over poppy-seed bagels as they could be threat to US military

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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'Thor the Wanking Walrus' resurfaces two months after bringing chaos to UK town

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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The influencer born without an anus

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from bbc.com

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Controversial BDSM 'Putin bear' mural vandalised with paint to 'protect kids'

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Aldi shopper left in stitches after finding phallic cheese puff in packet

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Woman In Taiwan Makes Roommate Wait Too Long For Toilet and Shit her Pants, Gets Poop Smeared On Her In Revenge

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from mustsharenews.com

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Company hunts for world's first poommellier where you can human sniff poo for a living

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Highly Intelligent and Possibly Invincible Super Pigs Are Invading America

submitted 1 month ago by neolib from popularmechanics.com

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Man dressed as 7ft penis is arrested for harassing women

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Rogue university teacher fired after bizarre incest exam question caused outrage

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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