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Even NOAA "Runs Away" From 'Hottest Day Ever' Claim After Media Hysteria

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Biden says he has no concerns about McConnell’s health after speaking to him

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Zoologist Adam Britton pleads guilty to Supreme Court charges including bestiality

submitted 3 days ago by jet199 from abc.net.au

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Argentina let Netflix put a giant condom over their most important national monument.

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BUY AVANA ONLINE IN BEST PRICE AND GET 70% DISCOUNT

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Officials: F-35 goes missing near North Charleston; pilot hospitalized after ejecting (Anyone with information on the F-35's whereabouts is asked to contact the Base Defense Operations Center at 843-963-3600.)

submitted 10 days ago by boston_blackie from abcnews4.com

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Women's health writer is censored on Always sanitary pad website for saying females have periods

submitted 12 days ago by Zommy from dailymail.co.uk

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"Other than this one key fact that the rape described actually was a fabrication of this woman, the rest of the story was bulletproof"

submitted 13 days ago by jet199 from nytimes.com

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Vladimir Putin says prosecution of Donald Trump shows US political system is 'rotten'

submitted 16 days ago by ActuallyNot from abc.net.au

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Turkish crypto boss sentenced to 11,196 years in jail - Times of India

submitted 17 days ago by boston_blackie from timesofindia.indiatimes.com

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Mosque that has decades-long history of alleged extremism and hate speech, including an imam who gave sermon on how to STONE women 'correctly', is handed £2 MILLION grant - before civil servants rush to freeze it

submitted 26 days ago by Zommy from dailymail.co.uk

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Shooting at White Sox game happened after woman hid gun in belly, per report: "She reportedly snuck the gun in past metal detectors hiding it in the folds of her belly fat"

submitted 1 month ago by neolib from usatoday.com

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NSA Orders Employees to Spy “With Dignity and Respect”

submitted 1 month ago by Drewski from theintercept.com

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Woman fined for fighting back too much against a man who sexually assaulted her

submitted 1 month ago by Zommy from metro.co.uk

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Why Do Straight Men Hate Astrology? The Problem Isn’t Really Astrology—It’s Misogyny

submitted 1 month ago by Drewski from stylecaster.com

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Leading transplant expert says her team could put wombs in TRANS WOMEN

submitted 1 month ago by EternalSunset from dailymail.co.uk

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Elliot Page Got Shingles on ‘Inception’ Set and ‘Felt Out of Place’ in a ‘Cast Full of Cis Men’

submitted 1 month ago by jet199 from variety.com

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Ukraine Commander Sending Husbands of Female Soldiers Who Won't Have Sex with Him to Die.

submitted 1 month ago by EternalSunset from thenationalpulse.com

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"Sound of Freedom" funder Fabian Marta arrested for child kidnapping

submitted 1 month ago by ActuallyNot from newsweek.com

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Pastor jailed for life over child sacrifice

submitted 1 month ago by ActuallyNot from monitor.co.ug

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Bizarre study finds people who are sensitive to disgusting smells are more likely to have negative attitudes towards migrants

submitted 2 months ago by jet199 from dailymail.co.uk

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I have a bad case of Diarrhea - Japanese learning English

submitted 2 months ago by DrRaccoon from youtube.com

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Man Accused of Writing 'Groomer' on Libraries Faces Child Porn Charges

submitted 2 months ago by ActuallyNot from advocate.com

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A Man, Dual Wielding Raw Steaks, Slaps Diners In The Face At Vegan Restaurant Yelling; “If You Don’t Eat Your Meat, You Can’t Have Any Pudding!”

submitted 2 months ago by Drewski from dailynewsreported.com

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74-year-old who danced naked in street finds himself in more hot water

submitted 2 months ago by DrRaccoon from villages-news.com

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Man previously caught having sex with horse arrested for trespassing on horse farm with his 'genitals exposed'

submitted 2 months ago by DrRaccoon from lawandcrime.com

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Bestiality in Gujarat: Man Caught on Camera Performing Unnatural Sex Acts on Goat in Sabarmati, Booked After Video Reaches Police

submitted 2 months ago by DrRaccoon from latestly.com

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Grinning teenager 'had sex in front of families on beach' after umbrella attack

submitted 2 months ago by DrRaccoon from dailystar.co.uk

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Alabama man ‘naked on his porch’ charged with assaulting officers

submitted 2 months ago by DrRaccoon from whnt.com

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Wife frustrated as husband refuses to stop peeing in their garden

submitted 2 months ago by DrRaccoon from express.co.uk

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Open streaker covered in tiger body paint ran around course with breasts out

submitted 2 months ago by DrRaccoon from dailystar.co.uk

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New anti misogyny campaign unveiled in London

submitted 2 months ago by jet199 from i.imgur.com

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'I have small boobs, my aunt said "they'll pop out" but I'm 22 and still waiting'

submitted 2 months ago by DrRaccoon from dailystar.co.uk

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This is the Bubal tribe, the people with the biggest testicles in the world.

submitted 2 months ago by DrRaccoon from thegoaspotlight.com

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Astonishing moment woman strips off and goes on a five-minute rampage destroying a superstore and smearing cake across her body

submitted 2 months ago by DrRaccoon from dailymail.co.uk

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Drug dealer promises customer 'a bit extra' after impressive performance on The Chase

submitted 2 months ago by DrRaccoon from dailystar.co.uk

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UK's fetish-themed Airbnb has a dungeon, sex swing and 'milking table'

submitted 2 months ago by DrRaccoon from dailystar.co.uk

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'Sickest ever' tourist takes a dump on passed-out holidaymaker in 'new Magaluf' resort

submitted 2 months ago by DrRaccoon from dailystar.co.uk

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Mother allegedly asked 'Rent-a-Hitman' parody website to kill her 3-year-old son

submitted 2 months ago by DrRaccoon from lawandcrime.com

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Moment woman URINATES on floor of Spirit Airlines jet

submitted 2 months ago by DrRaccoon from dailymail.co.uk

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Canadian man puts 'pee' in Stampede after guzzling a fresh cup of police horse whizz

submitted 2 months ago by DangerPenis from westernstandard.news

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Doctors discover elderly Texas woman swallowed lost dentures

submitted 2 months ago by DangerPenis from dailymail.co.uk

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Demonic Disney Unveils New Program About Little Girl Who Inherits Blood-Drinking Cult, Complete With Ritualistic Murder and Huma

submitted 2 months ago by boston_blackie from discernreport.com

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Letters to the Guardian about cluster bombs being sent to the Ukraine

submitted 2 months ago by jet199 from theguardian.com

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Man who claimed he was set on fire during 'hate-filled' attack allegedly assaulted pregnant woman

submitted 2 months ago by Karce33 from abc7.com

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Ghanaian man who has 12 fingers, both penis and vagina begs for help

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from pulse.com.gh

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Useless smuggler is caught with five live snakes stuffed in her BRA after customs staff noticed her ‘oddly-shaped’ breasts

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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Furious wife rips off part of her husband's penis with her bare hands during row

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from thesun.co.uk

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Olympian Lolo Jones hints she's ready to RETIRE and focus on more 'peaceful' pursuits as she opens up about 'finding inner strength' after candidly revealing how being a VIRGIN at 40 has 'killed her love life'

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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I’m a cop-turned-‘demon hunter’ — schools must protect kids from devil

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from nypost.com

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Monkey Dust epidemic in Stoke

submitted 2 months ago by jet199 from vm.tiktok.com

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"Runner's Diarrhea": Why Marathon Runners Poop Themselves An Astonishing Amount

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from iflscience.com

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Married couple try to figure out who did a poo on the floor at their wedding

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from youtube.com

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Schizophrenic man, cuts off his entire PENIS and flushes it down the toilet 'after voices in his head warned he faced dire consequences if he didn't'

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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Woman faces animal, child neglect charges after multiple dead rabbits allegedly found in house

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from lawandcrime.com

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UFC star's crotch grabbed by coach in fight as fans say he 'needed that motivation'

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from dailystar.co.uk

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Streaker is arrested after gyrating naked on poker tables in Las Vegas

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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MSNBC Now Says Exercise an Extreme Far-Right Activity

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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California Reparations Task Force calls for eliminating child support debt for black residents

submitted 2 months ago by jet199 from nypost.com

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Woman Resists Arrest and Pinches Officer’s Penis in Missoula

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from newstalkkgvo.com

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Scientists find 72% of male macaque monkeys are bisexual

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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Taliban Endorses Twitter Over Threads

submitted 2 months ago by neolib from vice.com

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Mexican Passenger Gets Naked And Dances The Can-Can In Russian Airport

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from internationalflyguy.com

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Church of England Archbishop Says the Lord's Prayer is 'Problematic'

submitted 2 months ago by boston_blackie from pjmedia.com

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Watch: Woman poops while getting arrested

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from youtube.com

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Shoplifter identifies as Satan

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from hobbsnews.com

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Evil Propaganda And Satanic Paraphernalia: Melbourne Commercial For Diablo IV Starring Lilith Offended A Local Christian And Gave His Children Nightmares - Tech News Space

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from technewsspace.com

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Man appears at Jean Paul Gaultier's Paris Fashion Week show wearing bizarre naked body suit with fake nipples

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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Friend’s Son Pees Into Humidifier Now Woman Demands Money to Clean the House

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from mumslounge.com.au

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'I got a skin graft on my nose after dog attack – then it started growing hair'

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from dailystar.co.uk

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Inappropriate? Rincon Subway sign pokes fun at recent sub implosion near Titanic wreckage

submitted 2 months ago by hfxB0oyA from wtoc.com

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Man screamed 'Get out of here, Satan' before beating roommate to death with baseball bat: Cops

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from lawandcrime.com

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So much for that boycott then! Kid Rock is selling Bud Light at his bar again despite shooting up case with his AR-15 in protest at Dylan Mulvaney tie-in

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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Man, 25, whose mother reported him missing eight years ago makes bombshell claim that she kept him locked up as her sex slave and made him 'play daddy' at their Houston home

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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Don’t suck your wife’s nipples often, this is the reason

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from ruetir.com

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Hunt for mystery vigilante drawing giant penises on potholes

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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Mormon mom-turned-OnlyFans star who earns $50K A MONTH accidentally AirDrops naked snaps to parents at her child's soccer practice

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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Doctor issues warning after man attempts to enlarge manhood by sticking penis in ant nest

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from express.co.uk

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Vaping squirrel stuns woman at park after scurrying up tree to puff in peace

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from dailystar.co.uk

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Cervical cancer fund suggests vaginas be refereed to as 'bonus holes'

submitted 3 months ago by EternalSunset from foxnews.com

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Mother accused of fatally stabbing her daughter says she killed an alien trying to take her children: Affidavit

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from lawandcrime.com

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Boy, 8, and mum reported to authorities for lemonade stand

submitted 3 months ago by [deleted] from metro.co.uk

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Harvard women's hockey team were forced to skate NAKED, leaving them with 'bleeding nipples' after doing supermans across the ice

submitted 3 months ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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Bizarre Nicaraguan tradition: Whipping ritual with dried bull penises

submitted 3 months ago by [deleted] from indiatoday.in

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Biden says Russia is clearly 'losing the war in IRAQ'

submitted 3 months ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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Boston social worker, 32, charged with posing as a 16-year-old from a foster home to attend three local HIGH SCHOOLS for an entire academic year

submitted 3 months ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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"Permanently and absolutely unsuitable for the job" - Rogue teacher finally sacked for avoiding work for 20 years

submitted 3 months ago by hfxB0oyA from dailystar.co.uk

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Shocking moment 'child rapist' is found with six children in his car and his pants unbuttoned after being pulled over while drunk driving - before saying the kids are 'just my friends'

submitted 3 months ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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Godzilla Ramen - featuring a crocodile leg - is a hit in Taiwan

submitted 3 months ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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Disgusting moment woman COVERS herself in horse feces in Texas street

submitted 3 months ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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World No6 says 'I don't think I'll wear anything' as she hails Wimbledon underwear rule

submitted 3 months ago by [deleted] from dailystar.co.uk

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Shop 'til you drop! TJ Maxx shoppers claim the store has a 'LAXATIVE effect' that makes them need to poop every time they visit

submitted 3 months ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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Giant 'rabbit creature' found in Ukraine sparks wild 'Chernobyl hare' conspiracy

submitted 3 months ago by [deleted] from dailystar.co.uk

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Harvard Business School Professor Accused of Committing Data Fraud in Study about Honesty, Used Widely by insurance companies and government agencies to fight fraudulent reporting behavior

submitted 3 months ago by SoCo from thecrimson.com

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Furious father bites off six-year-old son’s penis in China before spitting it out

submitted 3 months ago by [deleted] from vigourtimes.com

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Sickening video shows seagull eating squirrel whole in front of onlookers

submitted 3 months ago by [deleted] from dailystar.co.uk

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Older Man Leaves A Nasty Surprise Behind When Trusting A Fart Goes Wrong

submitted 3 months ago by [deleted] from x1075lasvegas.com

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Bloke had to have penis padlock removed after girlfriend split – she had the only key

submitted 3 months ago by [deleted] from dailystar.co.uk

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Turkish wrestlers drenched in oil compete in traditional event

submitted 3 months ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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Sickening Glastonbury toilets await revellers who face loos bombed by monster poos

submitted 3 months ago by [deleted] from dailystar.co.uk

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