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Saudi Man Faces 1,000 Lashes for Having Sex With Vacuum Cleaner
submitted 1 year ago by [deleted] from terrornewsnetwork.com
[–]MyLongestJourney 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
"And the vacuum cleaner was sentenced to death by stoning for adultery".
[–]CreditKnifeMan 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (3 children)
How long does it take to deliver 1000 lashings?
The guy who administered the lashings will probably quit half way through.
He'll get so tired that his arm will feel like it is going to fall off.
[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (2 children)
I'm thinking they will have a few guys taking turns.
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They could hire flippy the fast food robot, also known as whippy the flogging robot.
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While Flippy was wrapping the Great Kitchens of World Tour, fate intervened upon a chance encounter with a beautiful young vacuum cleaner...
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That's gotta suck!
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What is a chop chop square? It sounds fun.
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Removed for advocating/threatening violence.
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If you continue to advocate violence and spam in big letters, you will be banned.
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The man was caught in full action by his wife of 17 years before she reported her husband to authorities. “After 17 years of loyalty, this is how this miscreant treats me,” she told local reporters. “I feel used, I feel dirty,” she added.
The man was caught in full action by his wife of 17 years before she reported her husband to authorities.
“After 17 years of loyalty, this is how this miscreant treats me,” she told local reporters. “I feel used, I feel dirty,” she added.
That's one way to get out of a marriage in an Islamic State. Claim adultery with a hoover.
[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Vacuum cleaners tend to make a lot of noise. Of course since we all know how it works in the Arab world, that vacuum cleaner should not have been in public outside of it's box, it's just enticing easily enticeable men.
[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
But... Dirt Devil's got those double D's
[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Adds new dimension to the phrase "do the vacuuming".
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