I'm in a relationship with a Boeing 737 - but we can never have any alone time so I have to make do with a collection of model planes

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[–]Bonn1770 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Those friction marks on the wings though

[–]EternalSunset 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I think it might be grime from assorted body fluids.

[–]Bonn1770 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

https://webm.red/view/wet9.webm

[–]EternalSunset 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Let me dick her for 3 hours and she's going to be fixed.

[–]hfxB0oyA 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I swear to god, there'll be good money for the first person who comes up with a guaranteed-non-mental-illness dating site.

[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm convinced they exist but are supressed by (((them))) so most people never hear about them. There has to be a dating app for only blue eye people, but I never heard of it. Very suspicious.

[–]Elchampo 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You think she's in the mile high club?

[–]MikeSopes 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

That's pretty retarded, bro.