Ozempic users report gross side effect: ‘Join the shit the bed club’

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[–]IkeConn 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

People my age tend to shit the bed anyway. Even pants.

[–]POOPCORN 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

That's f****** hilarious.. so you s*** your pants AND you also find time to moderate a sub?

https://saidit.net/s/IdFuckHer

You are some kind of Renaissance Man

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I "moderate" a lot of subs but mostly I don't do much.

https://saidit.net/user/IkeConn/

[–]POOPCORN 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

พยายามอย่าให้กางเกงของคุณเลอะเทอะ

[–]Vulptex 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

When I'm tied up or chained in a dungeon that's all I can do

[–]TheMaharishi 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

People would rather shit themselves. Than eat healthy and exercise ;-)

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

People would rather judge out of ignorance than actually learn anything.

[–]POOPCORN 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Says the idiot that banned me from the chat because he thought that I was boring.

Will you just take your medicine and s*** your pants already?

[–]ShekelPa 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Dumbass.

[–]ShekelPa 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes. There is already a medicine out there that inhibits fart absorption, resulting in uncontrollable oily shits.

And people still choose to take those medications

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

It's always hilarious when I hear people start a new diet and claim they lost 7kg in the first 2 weeks and I'm like, "mate, you just had massive shits from the fruit smoothies, you didn't lose anything", and then they struggle to lose anything more. Shitting doesn't count as weight loss.

[–]Airbus320 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Mm

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Mm

[–]ShekelPa 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They also lost glycogen. I never count the initial weeks of weight loss as anything meaningful because you dont get into burning fat until all other sources are depleted

[–]Alphix 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (10 children)

And here I am with this drug on the menu to control my diabetes... Sigh.

[–]jerkwad152 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

Go for a five-day fast, then full keto.

I was pre-diabetic with severe insulin resistance. It's been a couple of months, and not only is that gone, I've lost 40 pounds without even trying.

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

My situation is very different. I am poisoned with extreme levels of mercury, cadmium, lead, aluminum and arsenic. My organs aren't working right.

[–]POOPCORN 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Take your medicine f*** monkey. Heck I hear that some ladies actually find it sexy when you s*** the bed. Make her eat some of it she will love it.

[–]jerkwad152 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Damn, that fuckin' sucks. 😖

Even still, though, it would be greatly beneficial. It's a very positive thing for pretty much anyone. Might even help you heal up from some of that. Heck, you don't have anything to lose.

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Sigh. I was already a bodybuilder eating mostly ketogenic and organic when a shithead dentist drilled my 8 amalgams. I've fasted. I've gone full keto. I've done it all, both before poisoning and after. My organs don't work. It doesn't work like it should.

[–]jerkwad152 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well, damn, fella. Guess they'll just have to run you through a coffee filter.

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Chelation is your friend

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No, chelation may very well kill me, but I'm going to attempt it anyway.

[–]grassfed 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Just eat grass fed biff only

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah that looks a lot like my diet except, you know, once in a while a man wants a beer and fries, come on man.

[–]jerkwad152 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Olestra all over again

[–]StillLessons 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Listening to drug advertisements is a pet peeve of mine. While showing people happy and joyful to be on the drug advertised, the list of nasty consequences of the drug of choice is given in the background. Modern medicine is a pretty brutal business where you open your risk to a set of pretty serious outcomes in order to treat the outcomes you're already dealing with. I realize we wouldn't do it if we weren't already sick and suffering, and that these drugs usually do provide more good than harm, but the harm side of that equation is so misrepresented by its placement in those advertisements, it gets under my skin.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

u/jet199

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Surely that's a plus for a weightloss drug

[–]MagicMike 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

So THAT’S why there a nationwide shortage of Depends!

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xwUuSM06xQ

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Thats a real commercial? Genius 😂

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9Yec76fK3E

[–]In-the-clouds 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The last paragraph of this article sounded like meth use. So I searched and found this:

"Diarrhea is one of the most common gastrointestinal complaints in a HIV patient and should not be taken lightly.

We present a case of severe diarrhea in an HIV patient with recent ingestion of methamphetamine. A 31-year-old male with past medical history significant for HIV presented to the hospital with the complaint of diarrhea.

Diarrhea was of sudden onset with duration of two days. Frequency of bowel movements was 12-15 times a day. Diarrhea was described to be watery.

It was discovered that the patient has started taking methamphetamine prior to onset of diarrhea. Diarrhea had resolved at the third day of admission without any treatment except for supportive therapy. Since discharge, the patient has abstained from methamphetamine and has not experienced similar episodes of diarrhea."

How about abstain from Ozempic and see if the symptoms go away? And didn't we hear that snippets of genetic code from HIV was found in the COVID shots?

Source: https://journals.lww.com/ajg/fulltext/2013/10001/crystal_meth_gave_me_diarrhea__an_uncommon_cause.1036.aspx