‘Your Balls Are Back Online:’ The $55 Semen Release 'Ritual' Where Bros Platonically Cum Together

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[–]bucetao6969 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

Gay? Not sure. I'm just saying how no one find it weird in a gangbang a lot of men cum in the same hole or use the other guy's semen as "lotion" when they're inside the chick. They also beating their meat near other men while waiting for their turn.

[–]fmj77 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

That's why I only have group sex when it's me and 5 women. Having to look at other dudes is a complete turn off.

[–]bucetao6969 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

dunno about you but having sex with 2 woman becomes just a challenge at that point it's already pretty hard pleasing 2 woman but 5?!

[–]fmj77 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

LOL. True. But there's no way I could even get my dick up if I had some hairy dude standing next to me.

[–]bucetao6969 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

what no? I'm talking about stamina. Having sex with 5 woman (no man included) and having to keep your dick up after orgasm

[–]fmj77 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah. You have to take short breaks to get going again.

[–]bucetao6969 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ok serious talk.. how do you even go about this. Coffe break during the sex? 😂

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Pleasing them?

[–]bucetao6969 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Of course, you don't want to look like a pathetic beta in front of the females. If only you get your fix and when you finish some are unsatisfied they look down on you

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Oh my...

[–]RapeMyMouth 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That guy is gay.

[–]scornedandsedated 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Vice...I wonder why they are going belly-up?

[–]KyleIsThisTall 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Vice is nothing but fags

[–]JewsAreOfColor 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Shut up, breeder.