Seriously, who the fuck thought that captchas were a good idea? Everywhere I fucking go every goddamn site has the fucking suspicion that I am a fucking robot and forces me to do this fucking BS captchas. I can tell what the FUCK a goddamn street sign looks like. Yes, I can fucking tell how many squares contain traffic lights. I feel like I am losing my fucking mind. Almost every goddamn site I go on is either using hCaptcha or that pile of shit called reCAPTCHA. The only thing that makes hCaptcha actually good is its accessibility feature where you set your cookie on the Dashboard, and you can just instantly skip their captcha checks. reCAPTCHA once took fucking minutes of my life away. I got stuck in this fucking BS reCAPTCHA loop and every time I fucking did it it would tell me to try again and give me MORE fucking captchas. I fucking hate reCAPTCHA with a burning passion. FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME, I'M NOT A FUCKING ROBOT. I WOULD NOT BE TYPING OUT THIS GODDAMN RANT IF I WAS A ROBOT. STOP HAVING ME FILL OUT THESE FUCKING TIME VAMPIRES.