Grannymaxing?

submitted by TaseAFeminist4Jesus from self.RealIncels

One thing I've seen several times on incel boards is people saying that older women (grandma, grandma's friends, family friends, etc.) find them handsome and don't understand their lack of a girlfriend.

Of course, shit has changed since they were young, but my thought is that it might be worthwhile to try and act on these grannies' supposed attraction. Like, if your grandma's friend thinks you're so attractive, maybe slip your hand on her thigh under the table and see what happens.

Anyone tried this? Most of us aren't naturally attracted to grannies, but granny porn is a thing and sometimes some simple human contact would be nice. Better than going gay, right?

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[–]AnimeRespecter 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

That's 70% as bad as going gay. Way too disgusting.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

It's pussy

[–]EternalSunset 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Your argument is 0-steps removed from bestiality bro xD

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

OK, so what if I said, "it's human pussy"?

[–]EternalSunset 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Now you upgraded it to necrophilia xD

[–]Caamib_ 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

This is just disgusting, this thread should be deleted.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Sometimes I just think you're too square to get laid.

[–]Caamib_ 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I can assure you that's not the case. I've done crazy shit and have many beliefs modern Western scum people would consider crazy. Grannies are just disgusting.

[–]iamonlyoneman 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

They're also wiser than women your own age and will spot how pathetic you are. Go work at a soup kitchen every other saturday instead.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

What happens at the soup kitchen?

[–]iamonlyoneman 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

You get out of your own gooncave and interact with actual humans. Eventually you'll be less pathetic by doing this and some of the cuties who also volunteer there will notice you.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

That doesn't seem very blackpilled, though. Bums should get jobs and eat ordinary, commercial soup.

[–]iamonlyoneman 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I mean yes but that doesn't help OP.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I am OP and I'm not incel. I'm just blackpilled.

Yes, though, my idea was intended to help incels. Maybe the soup kitchen thing could work. I always thought the people working there were mostly doing mandatory community service for their DUIs and shit, but still... you could SoupKitchenDrunkDrivingChickMax.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The bums are eating homemade soup and the working stiffs get Campbell's? That doesn't seem fair.

[–]Mazurro 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

What no hole does to a mf. Older women are virtue signaling the same way as regular foids - they have nothing to lose with saying that, so they will gaslight you. I have firsthand examples by my mother's friends, they will always say how awesome you are, but imagine they would set you up for a date with their daughter XDDDD Never ever.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

LOL I get pussy but some of it is granny pussy ngl

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

The idea isn't to bang their daughters, bang the moms. Get some GILF booty, experience a toothless bj, cum in her wrinkle folds and guess where it's going to run down, like Pacheco.

[–]Mazurro 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Degenerates. I can just pay top class hooker, not some used up old foids.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Oh come on, you can get an STD from the silent film era!

[–]Mazurro 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Who cares, who plans to live that long

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I thought I'd be dead by 30, but here I am. No man knows the hour or day of his death.

[–]Mazurro 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Cope

[–]EternalSunset 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Are you really going to fuck some dry pussy that couldn't generate a baby since 1993? Is this really an upgrade over jerking off to a picture of some hot 16 year old girl? Do you really think a fleshlight wouldn't feel substantially better?

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I'm just trying to think outside the box, man. Not all of these ideas will work out.

[–]greybeard 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

This raises an interesting philosophical point though. What if foids see us as we see grannies?

[–]EternalSunset 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Foids aren't masturbating instead of fucking us though, they are just riding Chad.

[–]greybeard 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Chris Chan as a noncel saint?

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nah, he's just a transbiopophile.

[–]asterias 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

How degenerate.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It was just a suggestion, broheim. I appreciate your frank commentary though.

[–]greybeard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Smells like a troll too.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

^ Reddit commenting ethos. Maybe you can grab something from my post history, or thank a kind stragerino for the gold.

[–]greybeard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Like, if your grandma's friend thinks you're so attractive, maybe slip your hand on her thigh under the table and see what happens.

This idea is so bad it's hard to believe it's serious. 90% of the time you get disowned and kicked from the family, 8% you land in jail, and the 2% it works is because your grandma is so senile that she doesn't understand what is even happening.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I wasn't suggesting you do this to your literal grandmother

[–]greybeard 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Oops, sorry. For it was only my literal grandmother that told me I'm handsome so I accidentally garbled up your post.

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It was definitely something I wrestled with in crafting my post.