Today I finally approached a girl for the first time in my 46 years.

As you may know if you read my other thread, I start going back to college this Spring. But I was so excited about picking up hot babes I couldn't wait that long. I decided to start today.

Today marked the day of my transformation. I am no longer my former self. I am Cool Smoke now. When I got up this morning, I didn't dress like a slob as I usually would do. I dressed with style. Today I wore a black trench coat and dark mysterious sunglasses. I also shaved my head for the first time. I'm no longer balding, I am sly bald now. I looked in the mirror and for the first time I saw someone who looked like he meant something staring back.

But there was still something missing. It wasn't my looks because I looked really good. It was my voice. I have a high pitched voice and I grew up in a middle American town so I speak with a really boring, generic American accent. Not a good combination. I didn't want the girls to think I am just some boring suburban guy. I needed to sound like I am someone exiting.

This is why I decided to change my accent. I decided to go with a New York accent because New York is so exciting and the accent I think complements my high pitched voice. When I talk with my New York accent I try to sound like Rattrap from Beast Wars (Beast Wars is one of my favorite shows of all time).

So for my first cold approach, I decided to go to the library of the university I will be attending. I saw this girl sitting down, working on the computer. She was really cute, at least an 8, and she looked like she was around 18 years old. I decided to sit next to her. I was nervous about talking to her, but eventually I got the courage. I said to her in my New York accent:

Cool Smoke: Hey, whatcha workin' on?

Girl: It's something for class.

Cool Smoke: Heh, professors always making their students do work. I think if the professor wants the work to be done, he should do it himself. Thinks are different where I'm from.

Girl: Ok

Cool Smoke: Yeh, I'm from New Yohk. If my professor tried to pull that shit on me, me and my crew would have beat his ass.

Cool Smoke: All this talking and I haven't even introduced myself. The name's Cool Smoke. You can call me Smoke for short.

She nodded, then a few minutes later she left the library.

This was a real eye-opening conversation for me. The whole time I spoke with her, she gave one word answers and avoided eye contact with me. This is EXACTLY how I used to act when I was in the presence of hot girls. Holy shit, this girl is nervous around me. Only a few hours into day game and I already got an IOI. Poor girl, she's probably so pretty that guys are too nervous to approach her, and as a result she must be incel, maybe she's even a virgin.

Tomorrow I will go back to the same spot at the same time in the library and approach the girl again. Hopefully she will be there again. I pray that we will end up losing our virginities together. Wish me luck!