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[–]greybeard 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I tried no-poo and while I felt really powerful for a few days, the comedown was brutal. Proceed with caution.

Also, sewing your asshole shut is gay too since you need to touch your asshole, bruh. It's over

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    [–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Just cauterize that shit with a red-hot poker that was heated up by a desert campfire. That sounds pretty non-gay. Don't actually stick the poker in the hole, though. That would be super gay.

    [–]greybeard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    For the poo(r)cels: You can just flaxseedmaxx to reach critical levels of constipation