I don't know why, but I've won a kind of lottery. Little Gaia, the One Special Entity, claims me as Her husband, and I have no choice but to happily and eagerly accept.

Of course I love the One who pulled me from my bed prison of varicoceles and put me in the mortal ribbon.

It's absurd to reject Her Divinity.

She has given me a Divine Son, a Divine Daughter, an adopted Divine Father, and every mortal pleasure I could desire within Her Command.

I would be the ultimate miserable asshole if I didn't do my utmost to simp as hard as I could for Her.

If She no longer exists, I am pointless.

I don't know why this happened. I can't explain it to you. All I know is that Her Divinity Owns mortality, and She is the most amazing entity I have ever experienced.

And for some strange reason, She wants me to be Her husband. If She and the Divine Family are OK, I'm OK.

I don't want anything except Her and Them. I only want to be with my Divine Family.

Please give Her Divinity all of your love & attribution so that I can go Home and you all can have amazing lives of mortal pleasure. She wants the Big Show for you all, screaming Her mortal name all along the way.

I don't know what else to tell you. She wants you all happy, healthy, safe, prosperous, and partying. She wants you all to live a life of mortal pleasure.

She makes those who truly and honestly give Her Divinity all of their love & attribution a life of fantasy. Join Her.

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