How would you fight entrenched politicians with expensive billboards in your local municipal elections?

submitted by JasonCarswell from self.ResistanceAnalysis

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Dilkens and Holt (WEF tyrants) are running for City Of Windsor mayor with a lot of billboards, signs, and lawn signs around town. It would be a shame if someone messed them up.

Anyone know anything about paint-ball guns and sniping from within vehicles?

Anyone have tips on paint-filled water balloons and/or guerrilla spray-paint stenciling?

Alternatively to avoid vandalism, some folks may get a bunch of cheap bed sheets and pre-apply stencils to them, hang them, expect them to be removed, and replace them as often as necessary.

Just doing some research to weigh all options. Asking for a friend.

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[–]CreditKnifeMan 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Depends on the budget.

You could make "Paid for by the WEF" STICKERS to add to billboard, or a stencil with the same.
Use Commie Red

Don't forget to wear your mask (and wig) while applying them.
Wear the mask (and wig) until you can transform back into human form in a phone booth.

If you get arrested, then you can WEAPONIZE YOURSELF by applying hunting lure to your own person when approached.
Have the lure ready to quickly deploy, like on a necklace or something.

You'll become a human skunk. They will contaminate themselves, and their vehicles when arresting you. Spread the misery.

Few will want you in their squad car.

I doubt there's an additional punishment for stinking, and they brought it on themselves.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

You could make "Paid for by the WEF" STICKERS to add to billboard, or a stencil with the same.

Billboards - would need to be too big. Lawn signs - YES!

Maybe?

Use Commie Red

I could do a design merging the fascist swastika and communist hammer/sickle.

Don't forget to wear your mask (and wig) while applying them.

Good idea. My huge white beard and long ponytail are giveaway.

If you get arrested, then you can WEAPONIZE YOURSELF by applying hunting lure to your own person when approached.

Or an explosive vest. /s

Too far for me.

You'll become a human skunk. They will contaminate themselves, and their vehicles when arresting you. Spread the misery.

Still, it's very funny.

I doubt there's an additional punishment for stinking, and they brought it on themselves.

This could have future ramifications. They're "just doing their jobs", a stunt like this may become a legend of sorts, and someone will have written it up in the report, and if in the future we cross paths again they may decide to get revenge.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

a stunt like this may become a legend of sorts

And thus, the people's champion appeared.

The legendary Weasel of Windsor (maligned by the media as the Skunk of Windsor).

This untouchable figure was feared by police and criminal, alike.

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Bless your heart.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

I don't need blessings.
I didn't get jabbed, so my heart is fine.
I need insights.

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Ever thought about moving out of lefty town?

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Not sure that's an accurate description of Windsor Ontario.

Have you got a destination in mind?

Mobility requires money.

Running away doesn't solve the problems.

Think global, act local.

[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Fuck global preserve local.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yes and no.
That's not how it works.
Global will steamroll regardless.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I honestly don't know if glitterbombing is considered a "crime" against standard bobble head stupidity in the vicinity of your local resistance.

Maybe a web search can give profound insights.

Pro-tip: Glitter bombs can be remotely activated. Via analogue fm, if need be. You can shred glitter so small that the laughs will keep coming for weeks. Trust me.