Disney Unveils More Authentic California Adventure Park Featuring Homeless Campsite

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New Mexico Governor Suspends First Amendment To Silence Criticism Over Suspending Second Amendment.

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Terror's march backwards

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Despite launching an extensive investigation and having access to visitor logs of everyone who enters or exits the room, Secret Service agents have announced they are unable to identify the individual who has been meeting with foreign oligarchs in the Oval Office under the name "Robert L. Peters."

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Biden Says Giant Oversized Check From Burisma He’s Holding Is Right-Wing Misinformation

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Journalists Stop By Shelter To Inform Trafficked Children They Are A QAnon Conspiracy

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'OK, Take Us To A Different Leader,' Say Exasperated Aliens After Trying To Communicate With Joe Biden

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Hunter Biden Heads To Carowinds Amusement Park After Hearing There's Crack On Their Roller Coaster

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Macron Warns Rioters If They Don't Calm Down He'll Call Kyle Rittenhouse

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JOKER (2019) but in France. It's just like how I never imagined.

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The Lord of the Rings as an 80's Yakuza Film, as designed by AI. It's perfect and beautiful. I laughed my ass off at "The Shire" and "Rivendell". Why the hell is this not a real movie yet!

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The Lord of the Rings as an 80's Dark Fantasy Film

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Greg Klein was walking home when he saw an injured man on the side of the road. Much like the good Samaritan in Jesus's parable, Klein acted swiftly. He immediately took out his phone and posted: "Just look at what's happening because Republicans care about corporations and not the community"

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Judge Finds Hunter Biden Guilty Of Being 'A Lovable Little Rascal With A Heart Of Gold'

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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market

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Target Launches New Kids' Clothing Line With Partner Ghislaine Maxwell. "Ghislaine Maxwell really embodies the spirit of what we stand for here at Target," said Target CEO Brian Cornell. "It's a match made in Heaven." The new line will be called "Lil' Groomers" and should hit shelves in June.

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Conservatives Claim Hitler’s Nazi Allegiance Greatly Exaggerated

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Trump Condemned For Giving Platform To CNN. “It was dangerous, irresponsible, and downright disgusting for President Trump to provide CNN with a large national audience like that,” said media critic Greg Polinsky.

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According to media reports, there has been a horrific attack. As of now, it is unclear how bad the attack is, or whether anyone should care about it-- since authorities have not yet released the skin colors of the perpetrator and the victims.

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College Freshman Explains Socialism To Cuban Who Escaped On A Raft. Brett is a college freshman. He knows all about socialism because his socialist professor told him all about it. And he's ready to share his knowledge with a man who escaped socialism on a raft.

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Shocking Study Shows More Kids Identifying As Members Of World’s Most Celebrated, Popular Group. "Every single movie, TV show, corporation, TikTok influencer, YouTuber, public school teacher, pop star, and Hollywood star in the country openly promotes and celebrates this group."

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Everything Californians Should Know Before Moving To Texas. Are you moving to Texas from California? There are a few cultural differences you need to be aware of! Presented by Steve and Timpani from our hit Californians Move to Texas web series.

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Why Internet drama never ends

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Women's History Month Canceled For Implying There Is Such A Thing As 'Women'

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Sex Positive Dad Meets Your Girlfriend. Cassidy is brave going for that handshake, because he didn't wash his hands.

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War-Weary Americans Not Sure How Much Longer They Can Occasionally Glance At Headlines About Ukraine

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Kamala Disappointed To Learn President In Hospice Is Just Carter

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Meghan Markle 'upset and overwhelmed by her depiction on South Park'

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President Biden Arrives In Kyiv For His Performance Review

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Criminal Caught After Cutting Off 37 Man Buns In One Day, Claims He “Was Doing The Lord’s Work”

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Mainstream Media Dooped by Parody Claim: Aretha Franklin's "Natural Woman" is Offensive (10:36) ~ Clyde Do Something

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Yoda Announces Pronouns Are Him/He

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American Patriots Dump Harry And Meghan Into Boston Harbor. The protest, dubbed "Boston Tea Party Part 2: Rebel Even Harder," saw American protesters seize the royal couple and dump them right into the sea.

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Please Help Cops Get Away With Murder - The Fraternal Order Of Pansies

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Caitlin Johnstone: Good Thing Biden Beat Trump

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Megan Merkel is a heroic role model

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Andrew Tate fan devastated

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Pretty girl problems

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Journalists Warn Of Frightening Trend Where Rules Apply To Them. The troubling trend came to a head this past week as several journalists who had endangered a man's life were then made to endure a Twitter suspension, just like any other person.

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Disinformation Down 92% As NYT Writers Go On Strike

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Sigourney Weaver Thanks Jennifer Lawrence For Paving The Way For Female Action Heroes

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Gender studies graduates

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Californians Move to Texas FINALE | Episode 6: Return To California. Steve and Timpani have been through their fair share of trials since moving to Texas, but they're about to face their greatest challenge yet: returning to California.

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Titania McGrath: It is no exaggeration to say that Elon Musk’s annexation of Twitter is the most terrifying development in recent history. It is a testament to the cool-headed stoicism of left-wing journalists that they have managed not to overreact.

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Baal, the ancient Mesopotamian deity described in scripture and demonological textbooks such as Pseudomonarchia Daemonum has distanced itself from Balenciaga after the company's recent scandal.

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Nation Relieved To No Longer Have To Pretend To Like Soccer. "Hoo-boy, I didn't think I could keep that up another day," said local man Aaron Bronson. "Thank God for the Dutch!"

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White men question how hateful they are

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Guy Who Decided To Ban The Babylon Bee Wondering If He Might Be In Hot Water

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What is Christian Nationalism?

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Californians Move to Texas | Episode 3: The Church. Everyone's favorite transplants from California, Steve and Timpani, are going door to door trying to get their new Texas neighbors to vote for Beto O'Rourke. And then, plot twist, they end up in a good old-fashioned Baptist church!

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Babylon Bee Won't Back Down Over Trans Joke Twitter Ban (47:35) ~ ReasonTV

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Californians Adjust To New Life In Texas. This couple left California due to the cost of living, crime, taxes, etc. etc. etc. But now they're not so sure they can get used to living in Texas!

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FBI Drops Investigation After Discovering Trump's Top Secret Nuclear Documents Were Just Print-Outs Of Hillary Clinton Emails

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Peaceful Protest or Insurrection: The Game Show! Play the game show where you look at a picture and guess if it's from a peaceful protest or a dangerous insurrection. It's pretty much what it sounds like.

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Saruman Breeds Army Of 87,000 More Tax Collectors

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The Conservative Mutiny (parody of the Caine Mutiny, about UK politics)

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IDF Soldier Recounts Harrowing, Heroic War Story Of Killing 8-Month-Old Child

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Joe Biden issued an apology to the American people for an embarrassing blunder: "As President, the buck stops with me, pause for dramatic effect. Earlier, I read the wrong words in the teleprompter, don't say telecommuter or helicopter. I apologize for my latest teleprompter gaffe, end apology."

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Ghislaine Maxwell Sentenced To Prison In Spite Of Years Of Faithful Service To Nation's Leaders

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Satan Responds To Roe v. Wade Overturn. Satan held a press conference today responding to the big loss of Roe v. Wade. He's doing his best to keep his chin up.

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California Dad vs Immigrant Dad. “All religions are very bad. Except for Muslims, fine. And if Chinese people have a religion, that's fine. When black people do Christianity, that’s okay too.” Hahahaha

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Weird: Democrats Suddenly Saying 'Woman' Today As If Everyone Knows What It Means. Democrats nationwide have been accusing the Supreme Court of taking rights from "women." Onlookers have confirmed this to be confusing, as it seems to suggest that Democrats do in fact know what a woman is.

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BREAKING: Roe v. Wade Was Just Overturned - Here's What You Need To Know

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Amazon Creates Online Looting App To Allow The Timid To Loot From Home

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Thomas the Tank Engine has been branded a ‘fucking scab’ by his colleagues today after turning up for work on time as normal and refusing to go on strike.

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Companies Strangely Silent On Pride Month In The Middle East

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Every Bay Area House Party. “I don’t think saying ‘we should be able to unperson whoever we want’ helps your case that this is valuable and non-creepy.’ "And how many others were dissuaded from murder or other abominable acts because of the fear of erasure? And now that tool is lost to us forever.”

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The US Ministry of Truth is Watching You || Tony Kinnett (12:26) ~ Alison Morrow [ Oderint dum metuant. = Let them hate as long as they fear. ]

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Government Disinformation Board Determines All Criticism Of Government Disinformation Board To Be Disinformation

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Mordor Did Nothing Wrong | The Lord of The Rings From Mordor's Perspective. It's uncomfortably close to how certain of our political and social groups present the Western world.

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BLM Leaders Call For Renewed Protests This Summer After Finding A Fantastic Beach House For Sale On Zillow

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You know things are bad when Saudi TV stations are running up the score with punishing satire against you. All those subsidies and helping them slaughter Yemenis and this is what the US gets in return LOL.

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Oh No! Noah Accidentally Fills Ark With Only Male Animals Because He's Not A Biologist

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Zelensky reminds every American to do their taxes so that he will get paid

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Cracker Jack Changes Name To Less Offensive Caucasian Jack

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Nazgûl With Normal Voices. In this episode, the Witch King and his boiiz show those mmmMEN!

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F-14s vs MiG-28s - May 1986, a Danger Zone in the Indian Ocean. I remember this engagement. Voodoo 3 sure had great balls of fire.

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Prime Time Stein 99 Appears in a Canadian Government Meeting (4:48) ~ Clyde Do Something

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SCOTUS nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson brings a biologist with her every time she goes to the bathroom to tell her which one to use

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Lockheed Martin CEO Tearfully Urges U.S. To Implement No-Fly Zone In Ukraine

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The villainy of J.K. Rowling | Titania McGrath | The Critic Magazine. Rowling is dog-whistling to her transphobic followers by writing the exact opposite of what she thinks.

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This woman is an angry feminist -- but she's quickly changing her tune as World War 3 starts and she faces the possibility of getting drafted.

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Government of Canada PSA - Masking Children (0:30)

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Retired army Major sets off for the Ukraine on his mobility scooter.

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Media Says Spike In Myocarditis May Be Linked To Ukraine Crisis

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Liam Neeson Offers To Negotiate With Putin (5:30) ~ The Jimmy Dore Show

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Hitler phones Biden again. The scary thing is, the scenes with Hitler are played by actors, the scenes with a senile old fake President are not.

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So many people fell for this one.

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Biden Administration Begins Grueling, Months-Long Process Of Abandoning Americans In Ukraine

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Queen Elizabeth Asked If She's Taken Ivermectin For COVID, Responds With Definitive ‘Neigh’

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After Legitimizing China, International Olympic Committee Narrows Down Choice For Next Olympics To Iran, North Korea, Or Canada

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Join Klovbar the Strong and his co-host Willis as these two Lord of the Rings geeks exclusively reveal these 9 new woke characters from Amazon's new Lord of the Rings show: The Rings of Power.

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Shame: Elon Musk Donates $5.7 Billion To Charity Even Though The Government Could Have Used It To Fill 7 Potholes

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Hot on the heels of their suppression of several episodes of the Joe Rogan Experience, Spotify has banned these 11 songs for containing harmful misinformation. Not good! "It Doesn't Matter If You're Black Or White" by Michael Jackson. Oh, it matters. It's the most important thing about you.

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GoFundMe Freezes Funds For Child's Heart Surgery After Finding Out He Supports Trucker Protest

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Here’s The Boat That Won’t Bring Jeff Bezos’s Hair, Or Wife Back

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They hate our slavery

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While Watching 'The View' In Hell, Hitler Surprised To Learn Holocaust Wasn't About Race

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Biden Promises To Replace Retiring Quarterback Tom Brady With A Woman Of Color

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Biden To Nominate Progressive Woman Of Color Elizabeth Warren To Supreme Court

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