Things Will Eventually Become So Bad or Depressing in Society, That Most Fiction Will No Longer Take Place in the Present and Everything Will Be A Period-Piece, Likely Set in the 80s or 90s.

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No Homo, but do you think Superman has a big dick or small? If he's less than eight inches, then he really isn't living up to his reputation. Seven inches is ideal for women, but that'd still be too small for a "super man."

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Your Ultimate Guide to Gluten-Free Coupons and Deals: Save Money on Everything You Need!

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Why are most superheroes working-class or poor? How exactly would one live day-to-day as a superhero? There's so many things that make no sense in the superhero universe.

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How is Papa John's so successful? It's literally the worst pizza on the planet.

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People who think Superman is "a boring character" are saying more about their lack of morality and/or creativity, than anything else. You get to write a story about a morally perfect being surrounded by flawed humans and the best you can come up with is "boring?" Yeah, sounds like a "you" problem.

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In the Spider-Man movies, Kirsten Dunst is a natural blonde, but played Mary Jane Watson in the Sam Raimi movies; a redhead. Yet Bryce Dallas Howard and Emma Stone are natural redheads, but played Gwen Stacey; a blonde.

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If the Multiverse was real and there were an infinite number of people/lifeforms out there, then that would make all life exceedingly pointless. Meaning, only death would have true meaning. So, unless Owlman was right, there likely is no Multiverse, cause life likely isn't that meaningless.

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In the song "Stan," after Eminem finds out who Stan is and his murder/suicide, do you think Eminem still sent the letter out or what? Like, what would be the point of keeping it, right? Or would Em be afraid he'd be indicted for indirectly causing their deaths?

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On average, a man has less than one penis

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'Queen Charlotte': Inside the History of a Fictional World

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When I was younger, I gave more respect to physics than chemistry, admiring closed forms and dismissing the finite constants

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Taylor Swift Erin Andrews Kansas City Jacket

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That moment when you realize Instagram is a site that's 99% filled with whores. Hundreds of millions of people on Instagram and they're either bots, simps, or whores. No wonder OnlyFans became a thing...

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You ever find it weird that humans (men, at least) evolved to find sex pleasurable? One of the only animals on Earth that does. Imagine how much greater we'd be as a society if the population was smaller and we (men, at least) didn't have this biological addiction to reproduce.

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An old boxing coach once told me it takes literally 100,000 times before you can properly throw a punch (or low kick.) Which sounds like a lot. But when you do the math, it's only 137 punches a day for two years. Which realistically makes sense.

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Does anyone else think Blake Lively has literally never been attractive looking? Even in her prime (2010-2011.) I have nothing against her, but she's barely a 5 at her absolutely most glammed-up.

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Definitely not a new thought, but who would've thought Demolition Man would be the most accurate science fiction movie to predict the early 21st century? Only thing missing are the Three Seashells, Taco Bell/Pizza Hut winning the franchise wars, and John Spartan to actually save us all.

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Anti-woke YouTube channels that chase after ridiculous stories from Hollywood are just the new paparazzi.

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(Stupid) people like to make fun of and mock Flat Earthers...

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Because of the Suez Canal, technically, Africa is an island.

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There's a huge difference between being an asshole and just being angry. An asshole will treat people like shit even when he's in a good mood.

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One day, probably sooner than later, AI is going to be able to fully produce photorealistic porn of everyone's deepest fantasies. And when that happens, it'll be the final downfall of society.

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It's a shame that most (Western) people today seem to be degenerates, whether that be doing anal sex, polyamory, bestiality, or MAPS. It's not even a Left or Right thing anymore (although the Left is far worse at it.) I've stopped expecting ethical and decent behavior from society long ago.

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When humanity starts to begin long-distance manned space travel to set up colonies on other planets, the perfect candidates will be introverted NEETs, as they're already used to living in isolation, talking to no one, and going long periods without exercise.

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Armageddon and the Apocalypse doesn't account for Time Zones.

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Wouldn't the most advantageous thing right now to be provoking China into going to war, since they have a shrinking population filled with incel men and can't possibly win?

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The way to tell how a woman feels about her body is the words she uses to describe her own anatomy.

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Why do some people work out, barely breaking a sweat, and end up shredded with 10% body fat, but when others work out 8-10 hours a week doing HiiT, the number on the scale doesn't even move?

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The American Founding Fathers went to full-out war with England over less than what's happened to the country in the past eight years between 2015 and 2023.

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The easiest way to tell between true nerds and hollow 'consoomer' normies is how they feel about Ben Affleck as Batman. Literally only normies could ever see Affleck as "a good Batman/Bruce Wayne." It's disgusting.

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Where the hell are all these random "A-list" musicians no one's ever heard of, coming from?

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Most modern humans have a bank account, and the money in our accounts is never completely ours. We always have to keep a minimum balance and if we ever bring it down to zero, it will quickly become negative somehow, so we can never truly use all the money that we deposit.

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If there was ever a time for a hastag #cancelaquaman to be trending for his utter negligence during this whole sub fiasco, it'd be about now, wouldn't it?

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Shower Thought: Biologically speaking, if you're a woman who doesn't/won't have kids, you're basically useless to society and a waste of resources.

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Saidit is really just a infinite among us game and we constantly have to evacuate Edward

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Women really will complain about the patriarchy and then go and sell tit pics for 5 dollars

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Shower Thought: Technically ANYTHING can be "Safe For Work" if you stay long enough after-hours when everyone else has left.

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I think about pissing in the shower and then I do it. Every time.

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Shower Thought: Anyone who's birthday was January 4th, 1988 is gonna have a REAL bad time on 4chan.

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Shower Thoughts: Ten years ago, who would've thought James Gunn would be the one to turn WWE wrestlers into Hollywood actors in superhero flicks.

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Shower Thought: Any man online who complains about "misogyny" is either a woman LARPing as a guy who doesn't realize the world doesn't kiss the ass of men like it does for women, or a male feminist (sex predator.) A chick or a rapist; there is no inbetween.

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Shower Thought: Any woman who can admit she's a piece of shit, irresponsible, or a bad person, paradoxically already has more accountability and personal responsibility than most women.

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I think it's funny that TERFs (Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminists) are now a popular term in the public lexicon when they're all literally just Third Wave Feminists; the 90s versions of Progressives/The Woke.

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Shower Thoughts: I just realized they never really stated the nationalities of any of the Planeteers in Captain Planet. They only said what continent they're from, and in Wheeler's case, the city (New York.)

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Shower Thought: They'll never make a Pokemon game set in Germany, because that'd mean they'd have to make Hitler the leader of the evil team, which would all consist of people who don't like race-swapped movie characters or voted for Donald Trump in 2016.

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My prediction for when Ellen Page is going to try to rope herself

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Do you ever wonder if one billionaire bet another billionaire a lot of money that he couldn't get a million guys to cut off their own dicks?

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"My Lullaby" from The Lion King II: Simba's Pride is literally just Zira's version of "Be Prepared", which is Scar's song from the first Lion King movie released in 1994.

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Equity is Equality without the "all"

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It's wild how the internet was once a place to get away from the real world. Now it's the other way around.

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Fuel supplies and prices are getting crazy. Today would be a good day to... PURCHASE A LOCKING FUEL CAP WITH A KEY...

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If overturning bad supreme Court decisions is wrong, then Dred Scott v. Sanford should still be the law of the land

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Adolf Hitler had a ministry of truth, Joseph Goebbels had a ministry of truth, Joseph Stalin had a ministry of truth ,Joseph Biden has a ministry of truth

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How about a Youtube extension that redirects to a less mainstream and censored video-sharing platform when you click on the link?

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The idea of censoring classes of speech by placing them into forbidden categories like "misinformation" or "hate" is inherently self refuting, because the only mechanism for appropriately determining which categories they fall into is free speech.

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long covid is havana syndrome

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Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time someone rang a bell.

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Most of the facial features thought to show criminal nature or degeneracy are actually indicators of fetal alcohol syndrome

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You only don't appreciate being stalked when it's a person you don't like

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How come vegan/vegetarian restaurants never seem to offer one meat option as a courtesy the same way meat-serving restaurants usually offer one vegetarian option?

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Smartphone calls vs Google voice comparison

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Now that the name "Ellen Page" is on the free market, some actress could give her career an immediate boost with a new stage name.

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Does anybody else think that Ann Coulter is a closet transgender?

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GOT was like a bad relationship. Lured you in with tits and then rushed a shitty ending.

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The world has turned into a bad YA novel

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Actual white supremacists are going to grow exponentially as disillusioned wokesters turn.

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Wokeness is all the punishment of religion and none of the forgiveness.

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Insurance companies are gamblers that always make money, so they're basically the house.... everyone else are the gamblers losing money why does this shit even exist?

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It's really weird that John Adams isn't on money.

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Thoughts on Wokeness and Shame. I want to launch a thought with you which is, "Are we in the middle of a worldwide shame fetish? Is there something about our phones that have actually activated a bizarre sort of fetishistic thought process so that we are taking part in some incredibly weird game?"

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Deng Xiaoping once quoted the proverb: “It doesn’t matter whether a cat is black or white, if it catches mice it is a good cat.” He was endorsing what worked, capitalism in that case. By 2020 standards, that is profoundly wrong. The only thing that matters is whether the cat is black or white.

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The same people that are threatening to throw us in jail because of coronavirus are the same people letting people out of jail for coronavirus.

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All the ad revenue comes out of your pocket

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What if reincarnation actually goes backwards in time?

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Eyes, nose, mouth

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Arguing on the internet is so unsatisfying

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What if capitalists wrapped up "Socialism" into a product and sold it to the masses?

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Divide & Conquer -- Don't be played !

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I don't believe Donald Trump is a racist, but even if he were I would not care.

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Choosing to send your kid to school one year later or earlier will completely change their experience of life (friends, relationships, etc.)

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A to B is as 1 to 2 but 2 to 1 isn't as Z to Y

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Two things that don't get talked about enough in the media: 1) South Korea had 2M+ person protests lasting 6 months to oust their President after she got caught involved in occult activity and corruption. 2) Iceland had protests in 2009 after the banking crisis that resulted in a new constitution.

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