I promise I won't fondle you or anything. I was just wondering if Sydney saidit people existed, I seem to be the only one. You can stalk my post history to figure out if I would seem like a good friend to you. We don't have to message each other every day, tbh I'm just window shopping. So if you ghost me I don't really give a shit, I'll get the hint.
Like I said, I promise to NOT fondle you upon our first meetup. I definitely WON'T touch you inappropriately, or rape you (without your permission). I definitely DON'T get off on fondling strangers and taking advantage of them. I am NOT a registered sex offender. Keyword here being "registered". Just kidding! I would never..
No women and minorities please. Just kidding of course, beggars can't be choosers. But seriously, no women please, I don't want to be fondled. No I'm not gay.