This one's from my neck of the woods - in Nova Scotia, Canada. Here we find a garden variety Millennial with a bull ring through her septum complaining that being a politician is hard, less than 24 hours after she decided - of her own free will - to throw her hat into an upcoming provincial election.
Unsurprisingly, our Strong Female Lead told us that she didn't realize "the time commitment and intensity of a campaign and the impact it will have on my mental health".
I mean, this is a political campaign. Did you expect that you were going to sit back and suck on a slurpee while people just queued to get their pictures taken with you? You realize that ya gotta do the work if you want to win an election, right?
Anyhow, it seems there was more to it. By way of more responsibility-shifting, she also said, "In the future when I can better manage my anxiety, you may see my face with a red border once again. Maybe by then, folks won't care as much about modelling photos, & face and hand tattoos".
The bit about the 'modelling photos' is the tip-off. Turns out that Robyn, our hero, did a stint as an OnlyFans slut. I guess she didn't consider the optics of that when she's running to be a respectable politician. But again, no hint of self-awareness or taking responsibility for the consequences of her past actions. It's all the fault of "folks" who care too much about her cache of jerk-off pix.
So here's to you, Robyn Ingraham, of Halifax, Nova Scotia. You are my home-grown Retard of the Week! Here's hoping your OnlyFans career was more successful than your political one.