Honestly? Just give up.

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[–]Datachost 15 insightful - 6 fun15 insightful - 5 fun16 insightful - 6 fun -  (8 children)

This dude realises he could just be a goth, without needing to pretend to be a woman, right? They're not going to kick you out of the goth group for being a dude wearing makeup, that's kind of the whole aesthetic.

[–][deleted] 11 insightful - 5 fun11 insightful - 4 fun12 insightful - 5 fun -  (6 children)

Problem is, goth groups almost don't exists anymore. Such groups are extremally rare and very hard to find nowdays.

[–]jacques1102 19 insightful - 4 fun19 insightful - 3 fun20 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Let's hope the same can be said about this trans fad nowadays.

[–]Airbus320 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Mm

[–]Objecting_Sphere 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It won't end. Goths had to grow up to join respectable professional society. But now professional society has been twisted to make inclusion of trans mandatory, so no one is allowed to give these people a reality check.

[–]JasonCarswellSisyphus / Ouroboros 5 insightful - 8 fun5 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 8 fun -  (1 child)

Megagoth = group of one = existential angst = gothier to the max.

[–]Datachost 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vC7PnGWf1Y

[–]M1GarandDad 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Because most of the fashionably-rebellious teens and young adults identifying as "non-binary" today would've just been goths if they had been born 20 years earlier.

[–]jet199 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Yes but it's a fetish

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 8 insightful - 16 fun8 insightful - 15 fun9 insightful - 16 fun -  (3 children)

Yes, be a woman.

Failing that, and you do, there's the bag method; take a plastic bag, make sure that it has no holes in it, and put it over your head. Tape the mouth of the bag securely and tightly shut around your neck. Breathe normally until the bag's hidden power takes effect and transports you to a magical wonderland of passing troons, cock-hungry dykes, and trans curious little children.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 6 insightful - 8 fun6 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 8 fun -  (1 child)

Do I have to take the sandwiches out of the bag first, or will I need a snack for the trip? Need answer quickly.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 7 fun3 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Yes.

[–]JasonCarswellSisyphus / Ouroboros 3 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

* And don't let your unicorn poke the bag until it's dead.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 8 insightful - 9 fun8 insightful - 8 fun9 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

Mummy, why does the bad man come at night?

Because, you didn’t eat all your fucking broccoli!

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 8 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Pull the reset rope and try again.

[–]ptitty12392 6 insightful - 9 fun6 insightful - 8 fun7 insightful - 9 fun -  (2 children)

...well you can start with red lipstick but then you'd look more like the Joker

[–]RedEyedWarriorThe Evil Cishomo 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Which would be incredibly fitting in this case.

[–]FourteenDigitz 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Nothing is hotter than a woman in black lipstick. An actual woman.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

OMG KWEEN SLAY YASSS stunning and brave and beautiful! Such an empowering woman. More women then any cis bleeders that iv ever met.

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Well, at least the hairstyle looks actually nice.👌 I wonder if that's a wig or his own hair?

And make up looks okay too, it's not caked up. At least this troon knows how to apply make up correctly, many other troons have problems with it.

[–]artetolife 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I agree, if it wasn't for that unfortunate chin he'd make a decent drag queen.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Nah, I don't think so. Drag Queens are highly judgeful, I'm sure they don't accept just anyone into their community, especially some random troon. Also, troons and drag queens hate each other for some reason.

[–]Newzok 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

They hate each other because one is a clown putting on a performance, the other demands to be taken seriously.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That also explains why allies get so upset on troons' behalf.

No one wants to turn up to a party and be the only one in fancy dress and likewise if you are spouting embarrassing BS you are going to get angry if no one else is joining in.

[–]The_Best_Yak_Ever 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

If it’s in a word or in a look, nothing can stop the Babadook…

[–]FourteenDigitz 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Did the Joker turn emo?

[–]Horror-Swordfish 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Well, at least he's actually trying, which is more than I can say for a lot of them.

The thing that most trans people don't seem to get is that you're pretty much going to have to stick to "hyper-feminine" or "hyper-masculine" stereotypes if you want to be trans and you want people to believe that you're whatever you say you are.

Women can shave their heads and wear no makeup and still be recognizably women. Men can't do that. See Bishop Briggs vs. Giulia Valentino.

Not necessarily saying that I wouldn't be able to clock this person no matter how hyper-feminine they were, but them's the breaks. You wanna be seen as a woman, you're going to have to try a lot harder than an actual woman.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Or just go for the old frump look.

Funnily enough no man wants to be that kind of woman.

[–]DrPVM 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

An acid bath should do it

[–]Totoro 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

$10 he's trying to look like the anime character on his shirt.

[–]RedEyedWarriorThe Evil Cishomo 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Looks like Nick Bate if he bothered to wash himself.

[–]JasonCarswellSisyphus / Ouroboros 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

It's like grandma trying to pass herself off as a cheerleader.

It's like grandpa trying to pass himself off as a shoeshine boy.

It's like a road pizza trying to pass itself off as a raccoon family.

It's like Zuckerberg trying to pass himself off as a normal human.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Some life behind the eyes might help

[–]SMCAB 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, I have some tips and tricks. Kill yourself and put a real woman in the casket. You'll pass then.

Fucking freak.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Serious question: is that The Joker from the new Batman franchise?

Cause making him a speccy cunt is a bold move.

[–]Curious_Illithidshitlordnugget 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Not nightmare-inducing, surprisingly. While this person does look like a mishap during character creation in some game, this time it's less of "better just start from scratch" and more of "10-20 more minutes in character creator and it's ready for the world", which seems to be about as good as it gets for those people in most cases.

[–]OuroborosTheory 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

looks like Aunt Gayle from Bob's Burgers

[–]Jewishnigger 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Mm