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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 10 insightful - 7 fun10 insightful - 6 fun11 insightful - 7 fun -  (6 children)

Oh glorious day, I have my achieved my daily oppression goal and didn't even have to anything but exist. What an outstanding day to be a straight white male.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212[S] 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

The real glory was inside of you all along

[–]IndianaJonesTroons... why did it have to be troons? 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

glorious day

Another glorious day in paradise!

[–]Musky 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Always is.

[–]IndianaJonesTroons... why did it have to be troons? 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Hey!! Why'd you delete your other account? Damn! It's like Jurassic Park out here!

[–]Musky 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Booze and women drove me to it.

[–]IndianaJonesTroons... why did it have to be troons? 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Fucking women, man. LEAVE MUSKY ALONE!!!

[–]ClassroomPast6178Problematising the things you love. 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Take a deep breath and relax, your dilator will fall out eventually.

[–]Dragonerne 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

This type of satire is not funny

[–]IkeConn 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Yea, it's too long. I didn't want to read all that shit.

[–]Davethe_blank_ 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

well if I ever needed convincing to keep my dick, you've done it.

[–]Newzok 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You had me 'till the end part. Well played!

[–]noshore4me 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Nice b8, m8.

[–]M1GarandDad 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

We have a rule against posting satire.

[–]IndianaJonesTroons... why did it have to be troons? 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Every time I see your name I keep misreading it as M1GrandDad. Haha.

[–]alladd 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

just take the end of that rope that you're at, and pull it back up, then tie it a little higher up, back around itself.

now hang in there!

[–]ShekelPa 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You sound vaccinated.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes I am infact inoculated.

[–]Herpa_Derpa_Island 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I guess it makes sense that you would commit suicide OP, after all I did just flip a coin.

[–]sneako 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

My nigga

[–]detaramespez raped me 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I don't know when it happened or how it became like this but I'm just at the end of my rope. I cant reconcile with your needless hatred of marginalized communities. The hatred I see towards vulnerable folx who are just trying to live their lives and encourage others to be themselves is too much to bear. We just want to help people be who we tell them they are on the inside. But you people cant even get past your outdated concepts of socially constructed norms that are forced on you. The trauma of a corrupt society has been so ingrained in you that you cant even see the truth. You cant accept that the only way to truly be happy and free is to be trans. After all there was a study just recently posted about how 97% of people are happier after transitioning. if the majority of people are happier after surgical mutilation and hormones then why cant you just accept that is how life is and join us. Why do you constantly oppose us from educating your children so they can live a life where we have secured the existence of the gay race and a future for trans babies?. Why do you protect monstrous terfs like Jk Rowling (who deserves to be locked up in a male prison and abused). Why do you want to stop us from ending puberty in minors so they can have the freedom to choose what we tell them to be when they get older. I just cant take it anymore. I...im sorry.