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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 10 insightful - 7 fun10 insightful - 6 fun11 insightful - 7 fun -  (6 children)

Oh glorious day, I have my achieved my daily oppression goal and didn't even have to anything but exist. What an outstanding day to be a straight white male.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212[S] 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

The real glory was inside of you all along

[–]IndianaJonesTroons... why did it have to be troons? 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

glorious day

Another glorious day in paradise!

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Always is.

[–]IndianaJonesTroons... why did it have to be troons? 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Hey!! Why'd you delete your other account? Damn! It's like Jurassic Park out here!

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Booze and women drove me to it.

[–]IndianaJonesTroons... why did it have to be troons? 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Fucking women, man. LEAVE MUSKY ALONE!!!

[–]ClassroomPast6178 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Take a deep breath and relax, your dilator will fall out eventually.

[–]Dragonerne 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

This type of satire is not funny

[–]IkeConn 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Yea, it's too long. I didn't want to read all that shit.

[–]Davethe_blank_ 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

well if I ever needed convincing to keep my dick, you've done it.

[–]Newzok 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

You had me 'till the end part. Well played!

[–]noshore4me 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Nice b8, m8.

[–]M1GarandDad 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

We have a rule against posting satire.

[–]IndianaJonesTroons... why did it have to be troons? 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Every time I see your name I keep misreading it as M1GrandDad. Haha.

[–]alladd 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

just take the end of that rope that you're at, and pull it back up, then tie it a little higher up, back around itself.

now hang in there!

[–]ShekelPa 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You sound vaccinated.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes I am infact inoculated.

[–]Herpa_Derpa_Island 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I guess it makes sense that you would commit suicide OP, after all I did just flip a coin.

[–]sneako 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

My nigga