Conservative men, is that true?

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[–]detaramespez raped me[S] 11 insightful - 13 fun11 insightful - 12 fun12 insightful - 13 fun -  (8 children)

Never in my life have I been raped by a conservative man, am I actually doing something wrong?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 9 insightful - 9 fun9 insightful - 8 fun10 insightful - 9 fun -  (4 children)

Well, if your flair is true, then that might be a reason why. They can sense (via their connection to the Patriarchy) that you've been tainted by a lesser male's touch, and they don't want to risk becoming infected by his Reddit admin faggotry.

[–]detaramespez raped me[S] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Oh no! What do I do now?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Commit sudoku, obviously. There is no cure for Reddit admin faggotry, but you can do the responsible thing and avoid spreading it to others.

[–]detaramespez raped me[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Off to trying that, brb

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

brb

If you are, then clearly you did it wrong. Remember, if at first you don't succeed, it's across the street for attention but down the block for results!

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Yes you are too fat. You can rest assured that this is true because you can trust everything you read on the internet.

[–]1-800-FUCKOFF 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Clearly you're too damn ugly =\

[–]detaramespez raped me[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

^ true

[–][deleted] 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Lmao, no

It's the troons who rape the most, that's one of the reasons why sane women are staying away from them.

[–]LtGreenCo 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Take a look at the men crucified in the #metoo movement (the ones that actually did rapey shit), and then tally up their political leanings and tell me again which side of the political spectrum is the most rapey.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, but remember that we're dealing with people (lefties, not women, just to clarify) who have the mental maturity of a toddler or really young child. To them, just being told "no, you can't do that thing you really want to do" constitutes literal murder. So for all we know, in their personal lexicon of being offended and oppressed, rape is what they call it when someone looked in their general direction for .08 seconds longer than they should have.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Lol. Ah see they were just pretending to be liberal to get chicks. Like Clinton!

[–]handbananasrevenge 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Emotionally stunted retards who say shit like that get to vote and have more rights than you do.

[–]clownworlddropout 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The left has a major tribalism problem... maybe that's why they're so gaudy and vociferous, so it's easier for them to identify like-minded people that they feel are safe.

[–]MarkJefferson 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

#JustRedditThings

[–]Rastafoo 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

LMAO WHAT

[–]Houseplant 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Rape is politically motivated now? Righto

[–]hfxB0oyA 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Isn't that more of a "male feminist" thing?

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

A conservative man raped me, but I liked it.