Tell me about some of the privileges straight white men have that you don't. "I have to go."

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[–]IMissPorn 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

The privilege to expose nipples in public. That's basically the only thing.

[–]legly 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

niggers can't expose nipples?

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Nah man male nipples were invented by Hotep when he made crackers.

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

As a stright white male I can piss off all the right people by merely walking into the right room.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

As a straight white man I can make sexist heterophobic racist jokes about straight white men and not get my Twitter account banned.

Unfortunately Twitter doesn't think such jokes are funny, but hilariously, people complaining about unfunny jokes don't actually realize they are the joke.

What do you call a straight white man?

Bob.

How many straight white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and the electrician.

Two straight white men walk into an Irish pub. Kaboom.

[–]LyingSpirit472 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

What do you call a straight white man?

Bob.

Um, this is complete and utter insensitivity. I'll have you know he is a gay man, and he and his partner Neil are very happy together, thank you!

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

It's Adam and Steve, not Bob and Neil.

Check your nominal privilege!

[–]LyingSpirit472 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

But what did Adam and Steve do? Kneel and bob. Checkmate, atheists.

[–]wylanderuk 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So a longer version of this, even more no answers and exits stage lefts.

[–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They really don't get that they drew the lines for the box they think they're in.