“Self improvement is the same as gender dysphoria” is a hell of a (retarded) take.

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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 12 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 2 fun -  (19 children)

The difference here, which this muppet is willfully overlooking, is that a woman getting her existing tits enhanced is not the same as a man getting tits that he never had to begin with. And the same applies to a man using a protein shake as part of his workout routine versus a woman shooting up T to force a level of muscle development that she otherwise wouldn't be capable of.

Oh, and a haircut is not "gender affirming care," that's basic personal maintenance to not look like an unkempt pile of crap.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun -  (11 children)

Oh, and a haircut is not "gender affirming care," that's basic personal maintenance to not look like an unkempt pile of crap.

Hey fuck you, guy!

It takes effort to look this unkempt!

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (10 children)

Hey fuck you, guy!

Hey, I'm not your guy, pal.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (9 children)

I’m not your pal, buddy!

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

I'm not your buddy, friend!

[–]ClassroomPast6178 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

I’m not your friend, mate!

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

I'm not your mate, comrade!

[–]ClassroomPast6178 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

I’m not your comrade, paisan!

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Counter-revolutionary scum, you have revealed yourself! To the gulag!

[–]ClassroomPast6178 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

But, this is a Wendy’s, guy!

[–]Dzonatan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm not your paisan, amigo!

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Hair grows back.

Penis does not.

[–]noshore4me 3 insightful - 10 fun3 insightful - 9 fun4 insightful - 10 fun -  (0 children)

Not with that attitude

[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Not with testosterone it doesn't. Well actually it just moves to everywhere it shouldn't be.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Penis moves to everywhere it shouldn't be?

[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Hair

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I know. I was making teh funny.

[–]Bonn1770 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Congrats. You just discovered Jewish pilpul, a wonderful Talmudic tradition of tricking God with logical fallacies and loopholes.

[–]clownworlddropout 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ah yes, lipstick exists, therefore let's teach children the gender fairy can turn them into a real boy. Let's pretend that man and woman don't mean anything and humans can just flip flop between the two! Fuck all the way off Dr. Julia, you fucking grifter.

[–]DirewolfGhost 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Home improvement and MtF bottom surgery are the same thing. Open concept crotch.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"Aren't you glad you've been given the opportunity blah blah blah..."

Have I? I have to pay for all those things out of pocket, whilst men get them for free under either government of private insurance (my own insurance plan covers up to $75000 lifetime 'gender affirming surgeries' as well as free hair removal for men).

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

So men can get hair transplants on their health insurance, yes?

[–]LyingSpirit472 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

On the plus side, though, I will give the gender cultists one thing- if you tell them the "so, hair transplants for men/optional breast implants for women should be covered by health insurance?" stuff, they at least are self-aware enough to say "Yes. Yes they should be."

So, this is one place they actually are consistent.

[–]Chipit 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No, you never "have to hand it to them".

[–]LtGreenCo 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I'm wondering how covering up male pattern baldness with hair transplants is gender affirming; seems kinda the opposite.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe you identify as a native American man.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

That’s an interesting question.

I have a friend who struggled massively with going bald, really did a number on his mental health. He was just left to cope - and his GP was not interested at all in helping him with any of the mental health issues.

Eventually, he got over it, shaved his head and is now fine, but he actually struggled.

Probably good that he didn’t have a hair transplant.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's the thing though.

You're going bald, that sucks, sure. But you're choices are either, accept your life for what if is, make the most of it, and be happy, because the person that cares the most about being bald is you. And nobody else gives a fuck.

Or wallow in sorrow chasing after false cures and waste your time and money to stay the inevitable.

Chicks dig bald men. Why? I don't fucking know. For all I know all chicks should be lesbians because liking men is gay as fuck, yet most chicks are like totally down with men for some reason (eww).

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well to be fair. It's similar to self improvement in a bunch of ways.

  1. It's a bunch of unscientific bullshit.

  2. There's loads of people making money off of it selling false promises.

Why the answer to all your problems is actually that you are a different sex. Who would have thunk it? That will be this many dollars, gotta run before the regr... I mean before my flight to Vacationland leaves. Yep.

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Take heart that they use such ludicrous arguments.

If they had any real arguments, they'd be using them. But they don't. So they serve this weak tea.

[–]alladd 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Anyone ever improved their quality of life?

That's the EXACT SAME as mutilating and castrating yourself for a porn addiction.

[–]UncleWillard56 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Any doctors out there confusing simple cosmetic improvements an healthy exercise with dangerous, life-altering hormone and surgical alterations out there? Congratulations on ignoring your Hippocratic Oath in favor of lighting your virtue signal.