“I want to be a weak girl who needs a strong man to open jars for me”

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[–]Femaleisnthateful 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

But also men should be allowed to play in women's sports without hormonal intervention because there are no physical differences between men and women.

[–]jet199 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (7 children)

They literally jump on any joke about women and think if they become the embodiment of that joke it will turn them into a real girl.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Just imagine makeup caked on their faces like it was done by toddlers, long stringy greasy thin hair cascading down their back with a sharp widows peak and small bald patch. Slight stubble on their face. Weak bone structure and excess weight gain that goes straight to their guts.. small a cup boobs from the hormones and obesity. Weak arms that can barely hold a jar let alone open it. Thighs that rub together chafing and their tiny wiener that can’t get up because the hormones have sterilized them. Truly a picture of beauty

[–]Chipit 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Dude...stop...you're too good at painting with words. I'm freaked out. I need mindbleach.

[–]alladd 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I remember watching Contrapoints' video about how he TOTALLY ISN'T AGP and after telling the most boilerplate AGP origin story ever, he talks about how, now that he's a real womyn on hormones, he "doesn't need to have an orgasm during sex", and I was just like...buddy.

That's not something women really think. That's just something your first GF told you because you were bad in bed. You are a living parody.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

What joke, women really do have issues with jars sometimes. And reaching things on the top shelf.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

So do men

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

If you can't open a pickle jar you don't get to call yourself a man.

[–]William_World 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

these trans women who are really men want that, cuz you're right, it's a defining characteristic of a woman to be weaker than a man. And they all want a strong man to do strong things for them. It's hard for us men to understand, why would you want to be weak physically? But it's an innate thing from years of evolution.

[–]LtGreenCo 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (9 children)

The first time I couldnt open a jar I had this rush of euphoria

What a dumb fucking way to affirm your femininity. As if jar seals are all the same and take the same amount of torque to open.

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What if we install electric neovaginas that also act as can openers?

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

I had to get a towel to help me open a jam jar the other day. Should I get the surgery now, or wait until I tick off some other stereotypes? If I can't change a tire or I get emotional about something should I start hormones?

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

That's how I figured out I was actually a woman. I wanted to open a pickle jar and I just couldn't. Then my wife used a jar opener on it. We both knew then that we were the wrong sex.

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

OMG so happy for you fr fr!

How did I do? Did I sound young?

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That reminds me. Troons have a particular thing about pickle jars because the chemical cocktail they take makes them salt deficient so they start craving salty foods like pickled gherkins.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

I had to get a towel to help me open a jam jar the other day.

Transition complete.

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

That's MRS Smear to you!

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I figured you had a hyphenated surname: Mrs. Wet-Smear.

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The first part is just what you make me when you respect my pronouns. Once my throat surgery is done I'll be able to add a girlish giggle to this for you.

[–]QueenBread 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (11 children)

These idiots really think the magical hormone drug is suddenly going to turn their muscle mass into that of a woman? Next step they'll believe the magical hormone drug will magically shapeshift their penis into a real vagina.

And can someone tell me why what they like about women is, apparently, sexism? Probably because for them it's a roleplay they can opt out of.

[–]TheStandingResident 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

Doesn't blocking androgens like testosterone reduce muscle size?

[–]NastyWetSmear 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

I feel pretty confident that a reduction in Testosterone would, over time, reduce muscle mass, but I don't think it would ever reach the stage where you'd be as slender as someone who was born a woman. That varies from person to person, naturally - plenty of men out there born with slender bodies and shorter stature that wouldn't be much stronger than your average woman, plenty of women with big'ol shoulders and meaty arms that would be stronger than your average man... But as a rule I'd say it'd help, but wouldn't turn a 5'10 normal man into a girl.

[–]IMissPorn 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Pretty silly you get accused of ignorance by someone who couldn't even spend 10 seconds to google "low testosterone symptoms" to see if what you're saying is true. (It is.)

[–]QueenBread 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Your "confidence" comes from what? From ignorance, I think. Because you then also add confidently that tall women with broad shoulders and buff muscles are stronger than the average man. Which is NOT TRUE. If you were correct, then explain why any random sport club of high school boys can hugely outperform the most trained professional female athletes.

Your logic is the same ignorant logic of trannies. "Just get buff!" Or, in the case of men: "I am too weak to hurt a woman!".

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

No, I think you're confused. Maybe I wasn't clear:

I didn't say that tall women with broad shoulders are stronger than the average man, I said there Are women with big shoulders and meaty arms who are stronger than the average man. Read: Despite our hormones, there are always outliers - There are men who are naturally born weaker than you would expect and women who are naturally born stronger than you expect. There are certainly women who are stronger than your average man.

My confidence comes from a basic understanding of biology. If you check you'll see that Testosterone is linked to muscle growth - It's one of the reasons that men are naturally heavier and stronger than women most of the time. With it, our bodies make muscle faster and maintain it longer. Without it, muscle mass decreases over time. You'll find that in the link. If you don't trust this random, first search result, please feel free to check other results. I trust they'll return the same results.

It's fine that you don't think a transexual will ever become the opposite sex or possess their traits. I agree, actually. You might be taking that too far, however. You're jumping at shadows. I know the internet is full of people who will naturally want to shout you down and scream abuse at you, but I'm not here to do that. Your overall point is correct: Taking hormones won't ever make you the opposite sex and expecting your body to magically transform at 25 on some hormone shots is akin to mental torture, just building up hope in a person who needs better help than just a pipe dream - But there's no point just instantly taking the opposite stance in the most extreme manner to the people you disagree with. You have to also be factually correct.

[–]QueenBread 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

You sound like you make sense, but I'm still suspicious because you then end up writing stuff like "you can't transform your body at 25" (as if you could change sex if you started as a child) and about how "most of the time" (only most of the time?) men are stronger (which again is completely disproved by any random male high school sports team being able to beat female champions).

You sound like you're -almost- making sense just to afterwards slip in the whole "men can somehow turn into women or womenlike creatures" followed by "men can compete in women's sports".

But maybe I'm just too suspicious because most of the users in this website are no different from TRAs.

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I dunno, mate. I think you might be reading into my terms a little more than is necessary, but I get why: If you were having this conversation on, say, Twitter, there would already be people calling you a Nazi and demanding your death. It's easy to feel that everyone is trying to dust icing sugar over bullshit to make you eat it.

If it helps, what I meant is: If someone started hormone therapy before puberty, while they could never change sex, it would impact their growth to the point that they would pass more easily. For example, a woman pumped full of Testosterone would grow more muscle, get hairy, get a deeper voice etc. That being said, I don't trust a pre-pubescent child to get a tattoo, I sure as hell don't trust them to start taking hormones their body isn't designed to be pumped full of to create permanent changes to their physical form based on the trends on social media.

And by "Most of the time", I meant "Most of the time" - If you had 10,000 women and 10,000 men in a room and you reached in and plucked 100 men at random and 100 women at random, then asked me who would win an arm wrestling contest, I would place my bet on the men 100 times, confident that I would be walking away with a profit, even if some outlier weak man or strong woman meant that I only won 99 of those bets.

I hope that helps.

[–]QueenBread 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It helped indeed. I'm really sorry I was so suspicious.

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nah, don't even sweat it!

[–]QueenBread 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No. There is no magical drug that turns anything of your body into a woman's.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The magical mindset is one that I've seen in kids yes.

Kids think a sex change means you actually change sex and don't understand that things like womb transplants aren't a thing and that sterility is an inescapable consequence of having your sex organs removed, and an all but certain consequence of prolonged hormone use.

[–]Chipit 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I'm a man and I have a corrugated piece of rubber and a wedge tool to open stuck jars.

The thing the tranny movement has done has revealed there are a lot of men out there who don't want the responsibilities of being men. No wonder there were such strong shaming defenses against sissies and whatnot. And the left simply interpreted that as cruelty.

[–]William_World 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

women live life on easy mode. but try as you might you can't be a woman if you're born a man so best to stop thinking about it

[–]Clown_Chan 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Not strong enough to open a jar but strong enough to beat TERFs with baseball bat and crushing skulls of female athletes, lol

Dumbass troon

[–]OuroborosTheory 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

she wants a BF with a Dalek plunger arm

[–]Chipit 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"she"??

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It’s not because they are becoming less masculine due to hormone abuse. It’s because they are letting their bodies deteriorate from over eating and becoming Reddit mods or not eating and wasting away to anorexia

[–]UncleWillard56 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

There's a good reason to cut your dick off.

[–]TheStandingResident 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This go to show that transgenderism need gender essentialism to be coherent.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well, luckily he has that man because he is that man.

[–]M1GarandDad 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Woman is when skirt go spinny, can't open jar, and want to vacuum. 🤡🌎

[–]detty 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lmfao. Troon delusional mindset at its finest.

I can open jars. Most of the women I know can open jars. It's not something that requires an unusual amount of strength, or a penis.

Stupid dickheads.

[–]brimshaeBased Woodchipper Merchant 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"iT's NoT a FeTiSh!"

[–]filbs111 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Just try to turn it the other way.