Straight woman upset that her husband says he doesn't like male vagina and doesn't believe he's queer

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[–]Alienhunter糞大名 11 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 7 fun -  (2 children)

"I am a non-binary woman"

Lol ok. Doesn't that completely miss the point of being non-binary. Sounds like you are just saying I'm retarded with extra steps.

"I have a vagina owner"

Damn I didn't know slavery was cool with the no -binary, awesome, barkeep get me one double non-binary to go.

Anyway the rest of it is equally retarded. Basically "my husband isn't awknoledging my identify because he doesn't say he's queer, I'm not a woman!"

First of all you already said you were a woman dumbass.

Anyway, knew a guy in a relationship that had this problem. Wife decided she was a man. Got pissy at the guy because he wouldn't come out as gay because he's not. Ended with divorce, guy went super machismo after that to compensate it seems which ironically makes him seem more gay than he was before. Woman doesn't want to bother with feminine shit, dresses or whatever, that's fine, once you go into weirdo identify territory it's a clear sign of insanity.

Anyway here's how you handle this situation if you are ever unlucky enough to find yourself in it.

"Why won't you awknoledge that we are in a queer relationship!"

"Because we aren't"

"But I'm not a woman I'm non-binary"

"I'm sorry you misunderstand, we are no longer in a relationship, goodbye."

Plenty of fish in the sea and all that. No need to waste time with crazy women. As the good book says. "It is better to dwell in the wilderness, Than with a contentious and an angry woman"

[–]OuroborosTheory 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM0vz2Z8lRw ANYTHING to avoid the cursed stain of being a normie; that's why Gen Z polls at 40% "queer" but has the same number answering "do you want to smosh people of the other sex?" "do you overwhelmingly want to change your sex as far as you can?" as in like 1924

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"I'm a man now"
"Then it's time to knock hard on the back door, no vaseline. Drop those trousers, buddy!"

[–]notafed 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Yup. Instant divorce. Mind you, if she was like that before they got married, he should've walked away then.

[–]wylanderuk 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

I pity the poor bastard that married that dumpster fire. Unless she was like this before they got married, in which case he is a fucking idiot.

[–]LtGreenCo 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I'm going with pity. It's more likely she had put on a somewhat normal veneer at first and then went full-harpy once she locked him down. That seems to be the playbook for a lot of women.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Don't forget inherent patheticness: The man may have been so pathetic it was clear this psycho was the only game in town and it was this or be alone forever.

[–]LtGreenCo 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I dunno man if that woman was my only option I'd rather just take some saltpeter and join a monastery.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And be mocked by everyone else there for not being able to get the mad little boys they could? Even that's not enough for a "only option."

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Mm

[–]slavdude0 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

And then attention whores like her are shocked and offended that more and more western men either don't want to start a relationship at all, or they're going to places like Eastern Europe, LATAM or Asia.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So she's trying to coerce him into not just believing her delusion and validating it, but actively participating in it?

Tell me again which side of the QWERTY issue is the one supposedly running the conversion ops?

[–]CheeseWizard 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

> Non-binary

> Woman

?

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

An old fashioned analog woman that. Probably doesn't even have a USB port.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

😮

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I find this offensive also.

Especially the accent