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[–]Daisycum 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Jump off a bridge.

[–]abakedclown 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Most painless and easiest? Just put a big blanket over your head and suck on the barrel of a 12 gauge. Lesser shotgun rounds will probably still do the trick. Most rifles will do the trick, as will pistols, but the further you get away from a 12 gauge (vaporizing your brain) the more of a change there is for surviving with some sort of horrific injury. This will be instantaneous death if it works. However, I would encourage you to find some way of enjoying your remaining days alive. Whatever you're going through, you can probably pivot and create some sort of life for yourself.

[–]Blenos[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Oh it's fine, I won't die for another 70 years. This is "research"

[–]abakedclown 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

oh good. Glad to help then.

[–]tascadoze 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you're gonna kill yourself at least join a militia in the middle east or something, just don't be captured by isis