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submitted 1 year ago by Blenos from self.WPDTalk
What is the most painless and easiest way to kill myself without a mess and craziness. Like a type of poison or a really mess free gun or contraption, any ideas?
[–]Daisycum 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
Jump off a bridge.
[–]abakedclown 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (2 children)
Most painless and easiest? Just put a big blanket over your head and suck on the barrel of a 12 gauge. Lesser shotgun rounds will probably still do the trick. Most rifles will do the trick, as will pistols, but the further you get away from a 12 gauge (vaporizing your brain) the more of a change there is for surviving with some sort of horrific injury. This will be instantaneous death if it works. However, I would encourage you to find some way of enjoying your remaining days alive. Whatever you're going through, you can probably pivot and create some sort of life for yourself.
[–]Blenos[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (1 child)
Oh it's fine, I won't die for another 70 years. This is "research"
[–]abakedclown 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
oh good. Glad to help then.
[–]tascadoze 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 1 year ago (0 children)
If you're gonna kill yourself at least join a militia in the middle east or something, just don't be captured by isis
[–]Daisycum 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun - (0 children)
[–]abakedclown 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (2 children)
[–]Blenos[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (1 child)
[–]abakedclown 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)
[–]tascadoze 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)