I’ll admit I’m a pussy. The max I invested in a stock was 50 shares. It was my first time. I was scared it was going to be dry, but god was it warm and wet.
This honestly isn’t stock advice, I just couldn’t help but notice silver and copper are flying. AMC is taking me to the moon, possibly Jupiter.. I don’t think it’s time to give up on the GME rocket ship, now may be a good time to board if you’re tired of Earth.. but then again I’m a retard, I honestly know nothing about stocks. I keep seeing Thor’s hammer though.
My nose 👃 also sniffed something out that I never knew about. Never conceived as a possibility.. It’s probably because I’m a retard, but I never knew you could legally invest in cocaine!! That’s right, you read correctly, there’s a company on the NYSE that sells cocaine!
What is done with this publicly traded company’s cocaine that’s trucked in by the tons to a lil plant in NJ, right outside of NYC? They sell it to Coke-a-Cola of course.
They extract the active ingredients from the raw plant and sell leftovers to Coke as ingredients. What happens to the leftover cocaine? They sell it to medical companies (and leave some in the break-room for their workers) as numbing agents.
How long have they been around? Since 1932 (long after the passing of the Harrison Narcotic’s Act).
Who are they? Stepan company - SCL. Does Cocaine ever slow down?
They do their best not to gain much publicity and have been trying to keep this trade secret a secret, for the last 50 years (P.S. - you can request samples on their website! ;) ). They've paid off media outlets and reporters for years to not become mainstream knowledge. And it worked. It is now time to buy more coke with my cocaine profits!
This isn’t stock advice of course, I admitted I was a retard and don’t know red from green. But I have to tell you guys - I like AMC, PLTR, AG, CPER, SCL, GME and CMPS - they’re nice looking rockets. Hold em on earth and don’t get scared, sell them when you get to the moon.
I apologize for being a retard, it’s my genetics. I have a lot of married first cousins in the family, even one brother and sister.
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