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[–]GeorgeCarlin 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Their missiles and guns most likely were "fueled" with their hate of fascists.

The magic of this fuel which mostly is concocted from pure force of will is that it only very seldomly misses its designated target.

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    [–]Dunwidit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    I heard the people working at the mint we're wearing respirators because the machines are running so hard they're smoking. We have plenty of "money" (jk)