I think the universe needs a hard reset.

"After the German shepherd Rumor won the top prize at last year’s Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show in New York, she had her first litter of puppies and retired from competition, like many female show dogs."

"Depending on the breed, a female dog in season will shed her coat, leaving her less impressive looking than male peers."

"“The males obviously have an easier go of it, whereas the girls having a litter is stressful for everybody,” she said."

Please tell me this is satire