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[–]PATGUI 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

LMBO

[–]superfaggotdong444 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I manufacture pink socks at the KTV

[–]automoderator[M] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

My family was pretty rich i guess, like upper middle class. When i was 14 they sent me to a boarding school in the UK bc they cant control me in TW, Halfway thru I dropped out and flew back to TW, and then eventually Shenzhen when I was 17. Then i have like no fking money left so I basically live in 网吧s (internet bar) all day. No fking clue how but i got a girlfriend even wit my poor ass and i moved into a tiny aparttment with her. We lived on mantou all day and just fucked. Okay eventually I got a job as a webcam performer. http://www.6.cn/ No naked ro anything just chat and flirt with a bunch of girls and a bunch of gay guys lmbo. But if ur funny and cute and u got a good program people buy you presents, which r like little pictures that flash up for 3 seconds. AND YES they pay 100 yuan or even 1000 yuan for this kind of stff lol. So eventually I started mking like 10000 yuan a month, which is a LOTTA money for someon who just eats baozi and mantou all day. but it was FCKING HARD to earn that much bc most are girl hosts and guy watchers. but i did it. Neway, thats when I started going to KTV and partying a lot. I guess Im a pretty face and tall so a lota girls liked me, shenzhen is so close so i went alot. My gf...we broke up obviously. Neway wth the webcam job I meet a lot of guys and I get them tocome KTV party with me, and then also saunas, and then i realized eeverybody I know is either prostitute or visits prostitutes or is a prostitute manager. Neway one of my regular girls tells me I should just work there as a manager, and bang Im in lmbo. Plus they think taiwan accent is hawt So Ive working as KTV manager for last 6 months. Everything is commission and its basically just making connections and getting sales and getting the 关系. Its having been hard work but its fun too. The girls are mostly nice but they get fucked up in the head rly fast but cant get out bc theyre used to the money alrdy. Its not all nice ahd happy like that 老外 said lmbo. Can he even talk Chinese LMBO???

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[–]superfaggotdong444 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Chow knee ma, wheels.

[–]alkhd 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Arent you supposed to make up the truth-or-dares yourself?

The few times I played it in China we always ended up daring each other to mess with the Chinese people in the bar. The most fun one was when someone got dared to block the path in the bar in a sumo stance kind of way, whenever someone tried to walk around him he would just shuffle to the left or right so they couldn't pass while holding that pose the whole time, I wish y'all could have seen it.

[–]MonsSparklingWater 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

[–]plastic_infestation 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well they may have sexy man sweat in them, but my socks are able to support themselves erect under the weight of their (or mine to be precise) own cum. They look like some sort of calcified Indian rope trick.