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[–]LoveNotPorn 42 insightful - 2 fun42 insightful - 1 fun43 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

Transbians don’t like to be told that their penises aren’t what lesbians want, lol.

[–]lmaonope333[S] 44 insightful - 9 fun44 insightful - 8 fun45 insightful - 9 fun -  (6 children)

I call them trancels

[–]LoveNotPorn 15 insightful - 2 fun15 insightful - 1 fun16 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

They hopefully won’t be going anywhere near any women anytime soon.

[–]lmaonope333[S] 26 insightful - 3 fun26 insightful - 2 fun27 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

they are though. I cant tell you the amount of times I've been told on reddit that I'm TrAnSpHoBiC for not liking dick. and these people exist irl too. but I guess half of them stay in their beds the whole day jacking off to anime and sissy porn

[–]whistlepig 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I don't really know, but I'm going to guess that they're more likely to keep that view to themselves when face to face. I bet getting laughed at is easier to handle behind the pixels that it would be face to face.

[–]lmaonope333[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

where I live they dont get laughed at. they've indoctrinated the LGBT and liberals in general into believing in their ideology.

[–]Indigo_Wizard_413 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hentai addiction proves the horseshoe theory

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Their reasoning and behaviour really is no different to that of incels.

[–]SeasideLimbs 33 insightful - 1 fun33 insightful - 0 fun34 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Is it still irony when it actually fits? "Transbians" are narcissistic straight guys. Talk about proving their own point.

[–]MakeAOCBartendAgain 13 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 0 fun14 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

as a straight guy, I feel bad for you real lesbians who have to deal with these freaks.

[–]Edge_Finder 2 insightful - 13 fun2 insightful - 12 fun3 insightful - 13 fun -  (103 children)

i know a lesbian, they love the cock

[–]theysaidthat 20 insightful - 1 fun20 insightful - 0 fun21 insightful - 1 fun -  (101 children)

Yeah I'm sure

[–]Edge_Finder 2 insightful - 7 fun2 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 7 fun -  (66 children)

why would i lie

actually not not talking about the same person, my sister is one

[–]lmaonope333[S] 32 insightful - 1 fun32 insightful - 0 fun33 insightful - 1 fun -  (65 children)

lesbians by definition dont like cock. it's like saying that you're vegan but you eat bacon. you're delusional.

[–]Edge_Finder 5 insightful - 15 fun5 insightful - 14 fun6 insightful - 15 fun -  (46 children)

no, you are wrong they just have an attraction to female companionship. go ahead prove me wrong

but they all still love the cock

[–]Nightward 20 insightful - 1 fun20 insightful - 0 fun21 insightful - 1 fun -  (44 children)

That's just as dumb as saying gays love vagina. It's not true.

[–]Edge_Finder 2 insightful - 10 fun2 insightful - 9 fun3 insightful - 10 fun -  (29 children)

gays do like vagina, but are attrated to males... its a pretty simple concept to understand

look i know lesibians this is what they tell me, sry to break your bubble

[–]Nightward 19 insightful - 4 fun19 insightful - 3 fun20 insightful - 4 fun -  (15 children)

Wrong. I'm gay and I don't like vagina. They look disgusting. Go back to Reddit you homophobe.

[–]lmaonope333[S] 11 insightful - 6 fun11 insightful - 5 fun12 insightful - 6 fun -  (7 children)

I'm gay and I like vaginas...because I'm a gay woman

[–]Nightward 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

When people say "lesbian" they are referring to homosexual women. When people say "gay" they usually refer to homosexual men. But okay.

[–]King_Brutus 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think you're getting baited

[–]Edge_Finder 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

whatever man, go back to reddit eh.... where have i heard that before

and you are a larp

[–]Nightward 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Nope I'm cisgender

[–]SnowAssMan 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

With all due respect, what is anal sex if not makeshift coitus?

[–]fuckupaddams 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You don't really need to say vaginas look disgusting to prove that you're gay, you know.

[–]JerrySpringerSexToy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

but you have the option to do anal, don't you? lesbians don't have that option..

[–]lmaonope333[S] 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

they're either bisexuals larping as lesbians in order to validate men who larp as women, or they are lesbians who are lying in order not to be outcasted from the "queer" community

[–]bobbobbybob 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

my lesbian GFs used to love the strap on. Latex cock is still cock

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Not really, it’s just shaped to fit the vagina. She’d very likely hate a real dick.

[–]Edge_Finder 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

i think you feel way into it and and are following a stereotype for something you want to believe in something you are. sorry, i feel bad for you.

n 10 years you will find out, just stay safe

[–]fuckupaddams 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

A lesbian is a homosexual woman. Meaning she is only attracted to the same sex.

A bisexual person would enjoy sex with male people or female people. Which is what you're talking about.

These have been the definitions for much longer than your new definition.

[–]Quixoticfutz 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Ahahhaha I have rarely seen someone completely miss the mark on what homosexuality is and how it works as much as you right now. Porn must be really rotting brains if people now think gay men like vaginas and lesbians like penis ahahahahahahaha

[–]Anonimouse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Have you had actual sexual contact before? It seems like you are going down the whole any penetration = liking penis. Ditto for penetrating = vagina. Just, no.

[–]JerrySpringerSexToy 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (13 children)

gay men still get to fk.. they ass fk.. but lesbians, they don't get to enjoy that sensation.. and they will insist that they don't need dick, lol..

[–]firebird 12 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 2 fun -  (12 children)

From your responses on this thread I'm getting the distinct impression that you don't have the slightest clue what pleases women sexually.

Little hint: there doesn't need to be a penis or any penetration involved for us to orgasm. So no, lesbians don't need dick.

[–]JerrySpringerSexToy 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (11 children)

listen up... you can go back to your little /s/lesbians forum and tell all those lies to your little dick deprived ladies that you like.

but out here in the real world, don't be putting all of your little "hints" and whatnot into my world..

I am a firm believer that the great majority of your kind are simply the result of having a bad case of "daddy fucked me when I was five"..

I am a firm believer that your "lifestyle" is a mental and spiritual disease.

nice talking with you, "wonder woman"..

[–]firebird 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Oh my, all those assumptions. And pretty much all of them are factually wrong.

To start off, I'm not even a lesbian, I'm straight. If even I don't need a penis or penetration to orgasm, then lesbians definitely don't. You seem to think I'm lying about this, so I encourage you to look up the anatomy of female genitals. I hope that clears things up for you. And those two things you're a firm believer in... Well, there's plenty of scientific evidence to prove you wrong, so if that's not enough for you, there's little else I can do about that. I've never heard about a spiritual disease before though. Where can I find those in a medical database?

[–][deleted] 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Trolling?

[–]Chipit 1 insightful - 6 fun1 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 6 fun -  (16 children)

Explain the use of strap ons by lesbians. A strange practice for people who supposedly don't like cocks.

[–]fuckupaddams 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

A strap on doesn't have a whole man attached to it. Lesbians are not attracted to men. This is not hard.

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Ah, but the point is they don't like cocks. You're arguing a different point!

[–]fuckupaddams 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Lesbians don't like men or their male genitals lol. Go on I'll wait for you to put it all together.

[–]Chipit 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You really need to up your tone and stop being sneering and insulting. This isn't what Saidit is about.

[–]Queen_Of_The_Roombas 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

Is your dick made of brightly colored plastic? Can you take it off after sex? Pls respond I'm curious

[–]Chipit 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

Well, it sure punches a hole in the argument of "lesbians don't like cocks" when they [some?] clearly like cocks as long as they're plastic.

Do you see how people will interpret that as behavior that contradicts what one claims to believe or feel?

[–]3MistersAndAMissy 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Since people put fingers in vaginas, does that mean I now have 10 cocks at the end of my hands?

So when I make dinner for my family, and I use my hands....,oh dear!!

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

This is an "absurd absolute" argument. It's a sign the other party has no argument.

[–]Anonimouse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

How is a dildo a penis then?

[–]Queen_Of_The_Roombas 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Dude, if you define it as the biological male sex organ then a dildo isn't a dick. Would say that a gay dude that uses a fleshlight to masturbate likes vagina?

Obviously a phallic shaped toy is pleasurable to some females because is the shape that fits better in a vagina, should dildo manufacturers start producing piramidal or cubic dildos?

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is such a dishonest argument. Pyramid dildo? WTF?

[–]3MistersAndAMissy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

TIL that I have 10 cocks at the end of my hands. Clearly they are cocks, because some people put them in vaginas.

So when this guy shakes my hand, he is jerking 5 guys off?

[–]blackrainbow 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

gr8 b8 m8

[–]Athelhilda1 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

A strap on simply fits the shape of the vagina, most look nothing like a dick and the vast majority of lesbians don't use them.

[–]C3P0 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You mean that it's like being vegan and liking bacon. I am sure many vegans like the taste of bacon. There are even vegan bacon flavorings.

[–]Chipit 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (33 children)

Aren't strap ons really popular?

If so, doesn't that mean they like penises? Just not men?

[–]a_blue_bird 9 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Aren't strap ons really popular?

And you think that because... porn?

[–]Belisarius 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (20 children)

A strapon is not a penis, it's a sextoy.

They "like" it because it gives them pleasure, not because they like penis.

[–]3MistersAndAMissy 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Don’t interrupt his fantasy that fingers are cocks and he gets to jerk off 5 cocks with each handshake.

Covid has been difficult for him

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (18 children)

You sure? It's an exact copy of a penis. It's just really weird and contradictory.

Yeah, if you want to go with the rigid, lawyerly definition of "must be attached to a man" you would be technically correct, the best kind of correct. But we're not lawyers here.

[–]yayblueberries 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (13 children)

You obviously have never seen a penis before, and if you yourself own a penis on your body it must be almost invisible.

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (12 children)

Oh look, a small penis insult from a feminist. How unusual.

Imagine someone who doesn't like spiders, keeping plastic spiders around the house. That's what this sounds like.

[–]fuckupaddams 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Definitions of sexualities don't usually include what kinds of sex toys you like, they're about what kind of person you want to fuck. This isn't that difficult.

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

It's weird how people keep shifting definitions in order to try and wriggle out from under this one. It's a style of debate I haven't seen on Saidit before. Is this common on the SJW left?

[–]fuckupaddams 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Why are you pretending you don't know what a lesbian is? If a woman only fucks and only wants to fuck other women you can be sure she's a lesbian. Sex toys have never been included in these definitions.

[–]Moirawr 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

Have you ever heard of Halloween? It must be a very confusing and scary time for you.

That’s not an insult. It’s leading to a point, but I didn’t think I’d have to spell it out. The point being that a fake version of a thing is not the same as a real thing. People like fake plastic spiders for Halloween but don’t actually want a bunch of giant spiders in their house. Fake things are not the same as the real thing

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

An insult is not an argument. The Pyramid of Debate is the foundation of commenting on Saidit. You're on the bottom level and insults are not allowed.

"If a person is caught repeatedly dragging discussion in a downward direction on the Pyramid of Debate, they will be removed."

https://saidit.net/s/SaidIt/comments/j1/the_saiditnet_terms_and_content_policy/

[–]Moirawr 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Sorry I didn’t realize I was talking to someone extremely sensitive to rhetorical questions pointing out the absurdity in their arguments.

[–]Belisarius 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

You sure? It's an exact copy of a penis.

It's not, a penis is not made out of plastic, goes soft, ejaculates and is filled with blood.

It only has a similair shape, and even that is not exactly the same.

This is like calling a hand a vagina, because guys use it to masturbate.

[–]Chipit 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

You're playing games with definitions. A dildo is an awfully strange thing for someone who doesn't like cock to like. I don't know how that's hard to comprehend, unless it's deliberate.

[–]denverkris 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Not really. Just because a woman doesn't like some things in their vagina doesnt mean they dont want anything in there. There are plenty of straight women who like cock but dont like dildos. Because they aren't the same thing.

[–]lmaonope333[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

lesbians dont like cock for the same reason that people who eat gummy worms wouldn't go outside and eat an actual worm

[–]Quixoticfutz 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

How would it mean that?

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

I think it would be obvious. The situation would seem that anyone who doesn't like penises would not like substitute penises. It's the same thing other than not having a man attached to the other end.

It's like a man who says he's not gay but just likes sucking on dildos for the pleasure it gives him.

[–]theysaidthat 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Not quite like that. The equivalent would be a gay man that uses a fleshlight. Would you say he likes vaginas?

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Yup.

[–]theysaidthat 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Then I guess we have different meanings for the words penis and vagina. A vagina isn't a disembodied silicone tube to make a man's dick feel good. It's a woman's sex organ. If a gay man's dick shrivels at the thought of putting his dick in a vagina but not the fleshlight, they aren't equivalent and it's obvious that the man in question doesn't like vaginas. He likes silicone tubes that make his dick feel good.

[–]Chipit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

A fleshlight is made to resemble a vagina as much as possible. You really aren't seeing the connection, or is this a deliberate kind of blindness to avoid admitting a point?

[–]denverkris 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lesbians dont necessarily dislike penis, per se. They just arent sexually interested in men, and that's where one finds penes. Why should that automatically disqualify them from liking phallic shapes that are not attached to men? Men also have fingers, and many lesbians like fingers in their vagina, just not fingers that are attached to men.

[–]Quixoticfutz 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

If straight men like assholes and mouths why not fuck other man's ass and mouth? Unlike a penis and dildos, those are literally the same so why don't straight men do it?

Regardless, a dildo is not a penis, a dildo is an object shaped like the vaginal canal, thus practical and pleasurable to use for women that like penetration. Fingers share the same shape and fit the vaginal canal, would you say those are penis like too or that liking fingers inside is equivalent to wanting one?

[–]Chipit 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

You seriously don't see how saying we don't like cock and then saying we like dildos would seem contradictory and even hypocritical to an outsider not versed in the slang and cant of a small subculture?

[–]Quixoticfutz 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No, unless that person thinks any hole and a vagina/asshole/mouth are the same and see it the same way. Does a man that like to penetrate a vagina contradict himself or is hypocritical for not liking to penetrate any asshole?

The truth is dildos are shaped like the vaginal canal and made with that in mind, not penises, (yes some are literal immitations of dicks but it's not the usual, much less for lesbians) because that's what's pleasurable to women who like penetration, penises just so happen to also have that approximate shape.

Just think about it, what could they possibly be shaped like if not the vagina? A cube? Hexagon? Triangle? That would all be terrible

[–]Quixoticfutz 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ahahahahaha

[–]theysaidthat 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I wonder if yours was the comment agreeing with mine in r/Arethestraights okay. I see the reply is removed now. Mine is somehow still there.

[–]sproketboy 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

They like dick, only plastic ones though.

[–]JerrySpringerSexToy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

shhhh… they are listening.. https://saidit.net/s/lesbians

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Well to be fair I once got banned from a lesbian sub because a lesbian there said she liked having sex with men and I asked if didn't that mean she was bi, but she said no it was like how lesbians also use dildos, and she was just using the men for sex.

[–]SnowAssMan 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Are there any anonymous surveys that reveal lesbians' true feelings about trans-women?

[–]JerrySpringerSexToy 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

no, it is like oil and water, they don't mix... not as a rule..

[–]Tovasshi 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

[–]SnowAssMan 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Absolutely fascinating stuff. Thanks! The study is from 2018 & says that only 28% of lesbians would date a trans person, however, over half of those (69%) would date a trans-man. I think that settles the question once & for all. Even as the world becomes less transphobic, I imagine this will only result in more lesbians being open to dating trans-men, as opposed to trans-women.

[–]StBlops2cel_is_Lord 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

Lesbians say they don't like dick, but they sure use a lot of dildos and vibrators

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

It's the man attached to the dick that's the turn off.

[–]StBlops2cel_is_Lord 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

We men feel the same about you roasties

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Wow, you really do cry about lesbians having a sexuality which doesn't include you.

How funny.

[–]StBlops2cel_is_Lord 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

No, I identify as a black disabled lesbian TERF, scissor sister! I need your support.

[–]denverkris 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

And what do all of those things that are not dicks have in common?

[–]StBlops2cel_is_Lord 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They are always hard

[–]FormosaOolong 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I'm confounded by this trend of constantly, angrily defining and defending labels rather than simply getting on with enjoying life, and ideally, each other. I mean, I understand some of this has to do with the prospect of an unwelcome gender-surprise in the most intimate of moments, but other than that these arguments seem like useless hair-splitting, and lead to more strife than anything else.

[–]lmaonope333[S] 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

have you ever heard of Karen White? Jessica Yaniv? Autogynephilia? The cotton ceiling? Self ID is dangerous to women, especially lesbians. Males cannot be lesbians. Period