The app tasked with reporting the results of the Iowa caucus has crashed, delaying the results (AKA election rigging)

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[–]magnora7 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

Who the fuck would use an untested app to conduct a national primary.

Saidit has better operational procedures than the DNC. Unless of course the "whoopsie" was just a convenient cover

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Who the fuck would use an untested app to conduct a national primary.

Anyone who wanted to rig a caucus would.

The Iowa DNC supposedly kept the paper votes for backup. We'll see how long it takes the DNC to lose them.

I'm searching for 2020 exit poll results, and they aren't showing up in search results. Has anyone else come across any? Instead, there are plenty of entrance polls. I've never heard of entrance poll analysis.

IMO that's a strong sign of election fraud planning.

[–]beermeem 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Since the polls failed in 2016, they no longer exist.

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Because they are proof of election tampering and election fraud.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

clearly meant to have this say buttgieg won, he went and gave a victory speech. Not sure what happened and why it got caught. In 2016 with hillary they got away with it. I don't believe it was an honest mistake or that they didn't test the app. The president of the US is a valuable position to control and billions of dollars would have been spent to ensure it. The app doesn't matter, the votes don't matter, a primary is won thru superdelegates. It could be this mandy mclure is an honest and decent person and she pretended she'd go along with the rigging but then sneakily betrayed the oligarchy with her twitter post, that'd be funny if so. Hope she doesn't get arkancided.

[–]yetanotherone_sigh 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

It's also possible we are seeing a war between different factions in the Deep State.

[–]beermeem 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

bingo bango bongo

[–]JasonCarswellPlatinum Foil Fedora 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Vegas slot machines have more regulation.

I'm having trouble connecting to SaidIt. Is there an attack on or something?

[–]magnora7 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yes a DDOS is happening currently so cloudflare is on now.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Shadow Inc. doesn't have my best interests in mind? Shocked I tell you, shocked.

[–]AbeFroman 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What a shit show. Sounds like something fishy is going on. Imagine that.

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

Iowa was smart and also retained paper copies of votes.

I'm fairly confident that those paper copies will quickly disappear.

It's not the vote that counts. It's who counts the votes.

The politicians hate us for our freedoms.

[–]FormosaOolong 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

I wish I were still four years old so I could have the massive screaming flailing temper tantrum I feel like having right now!

[–]JasonCarswellPlatinum Foil Fedora 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

But we all know voting is a rigged joke.

So why get upset?

[–]FormosaOolong 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

because corruption...so so tired of the endless way it's been gotten away with for millennia.

[–]JasonCarswellPlatinum Foil Fedora 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

But it's their game, and they're destined to win 99.99%.

I'm sad everyone's getting upset about it. But I guess that passion is good if it can be channeled (not just vented).

I'm not saying that we shouldn't try to take them down by their own games (voting, laws, regulations, etc), working from within their matrix of rigged systems - but we also need to think outside their boxes.

[–]FormosaOolong 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Couldn't agree more! These systems are all built on a foundation that is not beneficial. Working from inside a corrupt system to "fix" it seems like a fool's errand. It's like begging for crumbs from a malevolent tyrant. It just perpetutates the problem by making it a tiny bit more tolerable We need a true "Enlightenment", where all people, and the planet, are in the equation--where our accountings are not prioritizing only the bottom line, but the well-being of the totality of life.

[–]jamesK_3rd 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Well it's been said that in some countries they didn't do paper copies.

So they were doing what they do when things are close... Coin flip anyone??

https://theweek.com/speedreads/893489/iowa-officially-first-caucusdeciding-coin-flips-year

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Only corrupt countries use electronic methods or otherwise.

Former Pres Carter used to certify foreign elections with 5 criteria. The US failed 2/5 at the time iirc.

Probably even more as of now.

[–]FullBloodedWhiteMale 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

The only benefit of this article is showing me the Shadow's CEO's wife. She has a nice rack.

[–]JasonCarswellPlatinum Foil Fedora 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Where?

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

He's walking wacking-off to the buttplug caucus.

[–]JasonCarswellPlatinum Foil Fedora 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Walking and wacking... even I can't do that.

[–]jamesK_3rd 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

https://heavy.com/news/2020/02/gerard-niemira-shadow-ceo/

Though you can't find one without an uncensored face. And they are scrubbing the net for her, makes one wonder..

[–]JasonCarswellPlatinum Foil Fedora 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Good stuff.

I wonder if this Gerard Niemira guy is worth adding to Wikispooks. /u/Robin, what do you think?

It might blow up or be another fart in the wind.

Shadow sure is an ominous name for an evil corporation.

[–]FullBloodedWhiteMale 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Shadow's CEO

https://heavy.com/news/2020/02/gerard-niemira-shadow-ceo/

[–]JasonCarswellPlatinum Foil Fedora 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

USA #1 !

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

MIGA!

[–]JasonCarswellPlatinum Foil Fedora 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

You are pro-Semitic. Am I allowed to be offended?

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Your allowed to feel any way you like.

I'm pro equal rights for all people. This pro rights bias human rights bias includes jews and semites, and literally everyone else.

I'm anti-oppression (which is a pro-gun ownership position) and anti-censorship (which is a pro fact/objective evidence position).

[–]JasonCarswellPlatinum Foil Fedora 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I don't think I'm allowed to joke anymore.

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Your jokes are great. I was pontificating, I guess...?

Do carry on. ;-)

[–]JasonCarswellPlatinum Foil Fedora 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Not that. Rain on the parade.

[–]beermeem 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Who the fuck is Boot Egg?

[–]JasonCarswellPlatinum Foil Fedora 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

The boot is the corporatocracy.

The egg is your face.

If you're lucky you have a union pillow between them. Sadly most surviving unions are very thin.

Also, the egg may or may not be your brain on drugs.

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Also, the egg may or may not be your brain on drugs.

It's not. Confirmed.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (12 children)

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/17/us/politics/elizabeth-warren-dna-test.html

https://www.politifact.com/article/2017/dec/01/facts-behind-elizabeth-warren-and-her-native-ameri/

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2019/02/07/elizabeth-warren-dna-results-percentage-cherokee-nation-native-american-column/2799968002/

daily reminder

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

I'm not a serious fan of Warren.

[–]JasonCarswellPlatinum Foil Fedora 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

I wouldn't even joke about being a fan of Warren. She's the infiltraitoriest of the limited hangouts.

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (9 children)

I wouldn't even joke about

Is this JC comedy bedrock?

[–]JasonCarswellPlatinum Foil Fedora 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

No, I'm waiting for M7 to clearly explain what that is.

Also, that's serious-jokey-joke. I would still joke about being a fan of Warren, but only around those who get it. She's as funny as cancer. Seriously.

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

Well, I think we all agree that you're a habitual offender of crude sexual commentary. You sometime go off on a tangent about sexual something-or-another about some fairly nasty shit.. That one is nasty, but some of the other may have turned someone's hair white, from fright.

You may want to ask /u/bobbobbybob if he would mind reviewing/editing the content of any sexually related joke. We both know my friend Bob won't approve any of them, so that may serve as a decent filter... :-/

I'm just messing bobbobbybob. You're a good man. ;-)

[–]bobbobbybob 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

:P

[–]JasonCarswellPlatinum Foil Fedora 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Habitual offender?

I can't give offence but people chose to take it. I can't help their puritan ways. I have lived an exceptional life with a broad array of experiences. I might barely hint at the crude or nasty details, but I never go deep - as I surely can - whether for educational, entertainment, personal reminiscence, or opinion purposes - all of which should be free for discourse.

Where does the offence stop? Your music offends my fine taste. Your politics offend my pride. Your religion offends my God. Ugh.

I'm offended at exploitation, corruption, toxic environments, and endless war. Not consenting lovers' kinks. Priorities man.

Also I don't recall posting butt plugs or any such imagery.

Now you're dragging Bob into it for shits and giggles and drama. He's far from a fair filter.

I don't know how you get away with it.

[–]bobbobbybob 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

take your butt plugs and stick them where the sun don't shine.

You are an exhibitionist pervert who knows quite clearly when you are going too far.

and bob's a she

[–]JasonCarswellPlatinum Foil Fedora 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Clearly you weren't paying attention. I don't own any butt plugs or sex toys. I didn't mention sticking them anywhere, so that's your imagination running wild - again. (Though going where the sun don't shine is kind of the bulbous pliant point of them.)

Pervert? Maybe you could say so on select occasions in my past, and still liberal in spirit. Exhibitionist? Never without an audience that wants it.

Sorry I assumed you were a dude, Bob. It changes nothing. I guess you don't want to hear any bobbobbybobbooby jokes.

[–]bobbobbybob 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

You quite clearly mentioned butt plugs in THE POST THAT I REPLIED TO, you gaslighting faggot.

Exhibitionist? Never without an audience that wants it.

Yet, there you were, laying all out when i told you to stop so many times.

a liar, a narcissist. a faggot. all in one. Aren't you just wonderfull

[–]DffrntDrmmr 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

shhh!

[–]Tom_Bombadil[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I think you mean these guys.

[–]JasonCarswellPlatinum Foil Fedora 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

bingo bango bongo