What is the Dumbest Jewish Conspiracy You've Come Across?

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There are a lot of shitty and sneaky things Jews do, but there are also a lot of dumb asses who blame kikes for everything they don't like.

My favorite example are actual Nazis, with a large number of them accusing so many different genres, composers, orchestras, etc. of being Jewish that they basically attributed all of classical music to the fucking Yids.

I know there's got to be some howlers from the WigNats.

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[–]yellowsnow2 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Much of what Jews are alleged of doing my research showed me were actually well documented to be actually actions by Jesuits on the social side and Templars on the banking side. So it does make sense for the "holy" Empire of Rome, who killed Jesus and conquered much of the world by force including Jerusalem, to be the real source of blaming Jews for their own actions.

In current times the majority of the world's problems are caused as a result of the fiat banking empire of Rothschild who is said to have converted to Judaism but obviously doesn't have a religious bone in his body. Plus his cronies like Rockefeller and Soros whom help confiscate from Jews with the Hitler regime, so can't be seen as much of a Jew. Those 3 plus some of the royal families corinated into power by the Pope seem to be the axis of all the planet's evils.

[–]weary_traveller 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

That Jews created the covid vaccine to poison people, or something.

In reality Jews were continually caught using all their money, connections and power to get the vaccine before it was widely available for everyone, and Israel somehow got massive doses of the vaccines well before any other country.

In the end Jews on ave were the most vaxed and boosted people on earth, so how does the conspiracy theory that they were poisoning people with the vax make any fucking sense? It was so dumb.

Now whether covid itself was made in an israeli bio weapons lab and then either leaked intentionally or accidentally is another story. I did notice Iran was pretty hard hit early on and one has to be suspicious over how the israelis vaxxed their population so heavily and early on in the pandemic.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

^ this. The fucking Israelis took more covid vaccines than anyone and didn't give em to the Palestinians, as did the mostly liberal American Jews.

[–]Diana 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

why would they give them to Palestinians? They have Hamas and the PLO to take care of them, no?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

why would they give them to Palestinians? They have Hamas and the PLO to take care of them, no?

I was remarking on the conspiracy that the vaccines were used for depopulation and genocide by the Jews. Because it would make no sense to make all the Jews in Israel take 5 vaccines and not give them to your Palestinian enemies if that was the case.

To be clear, I personally don't think the vaccines were safe or effective, but I'm not sold on Jewish genocide weapon either

[–]Diana 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Because it would make no sense to make all the Jews in Israel take 5 vaccines and not give them to your Palestinian enemies if that was the case.

I get what you're saying but just for the record: Israel doesn't have to supply Palestinians with vaccines/medicine at all, it holds no responsibility to Palestinians, they have their own "government", if you can call it that - Israel only supplies them with medical care because the PLO won't take care of their own people

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You can say the same thing about the idea that Progressives created the vaxx to kill people - kill all their own supporters but not anyone else lolwut?

[–]Oyveygoyim 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

That they are oppressed

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's a conspiracy among Jews, I meant more about them.

There's an interesting feature of democratic politics: among the 'left' "white privilege" and "systematic racism" are basically Julius Streicher directed at Europeans, often by Jews and their tools.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

All Jews have jew gold.

They all carry a small bag of jew gold. I heard two of them taking about it once.

The joke is that it’s a little bag of coins. But the stereotype is that they like gold, and you’ll never see a Jew not wearing gold or holding gold.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I mean, who doesn't like gold? Maybe all niggers are secretly Hebrews after all!

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There's one I forgot: Jews aren't even real. It's like a secret society with no biological or religious basis. I mean, Jews are mixed, but they're still Jews, lol. Or the British are the Hebrews, uhno.

[–]Diana 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Personally I liked when Iran blamed Jews/Israel for their earthquake a few years back lol