British ''lion'' goes to fight in Ukraine, shits his pants after meeting Russians and then gets beaten up by Ukrainians

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17899587/ukraine-war-russia-british-fighter/

This British veteran went to Ukraine to fight against Adolf Putler. It was nice and quite until a Russian strike package barraged his position with rockets.

A profound realization suddenly set in: “We got very close to getting whacked. I’ve never experienced firepower like that, I don’t think anyone of this generation ever has.

“Iraq and Afghanistan was totally different. The Russians are a conventional modern army.”

Our lion then ran into the forest probably leaving a trail of urine behind.

The stench of bean-infested feces caught the nose of the SBU (Zelenskey's pet dogs). They wrecked his shit for 3 hours.

“I wasn’t scared of dying but I was scared about putting my family and friends through the pain of knowing I was in that situation.”

Our lion then took a train in Lviv and went back to Poland. Legend has it that he camouflaged himself with a ladies' gown during the odyssey.

P.S.

The Sun actually published this and thought it would make the British army look cool...

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[–]raven9 14 insightful - 4 fun14 insightful - 3 fun15 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

A generation of soldiers that thinks fighting a war is calling in airstrikes on peasants.

[–]TiwakingTranshumanist Eugenecist 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

“Iraq and Afghanistan was totally different. The Russians are a conventional modern army.”

"These blast points, too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise."

[–]DisastrousDepth14Race comes first 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (27 children)

That's what you get when you think fighting in a war is as easy as playing call of duty.

Edit - I didn't read the article when I saw this post the first time, just the headline. It states he's an army veteran. Should have read that first. This makes the British army look very weak. I hate to see this happen to a former superpower.

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    [–]EthnocratArcheofuturist 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Emma and her two moms is totally going to own Putin.

    [–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

    Is it that bad in the lower ranks of the US military?

    [–]ifuckredditsnitches_Resident Pajeet 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

    Imagine how gay the specops niggas are being in Jewkraine. Then imagine 1000x gayer. That's the big army.

    Average specops be like

    [–]arainynightinskyrim 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

    200 people close to each other in barracks, those guys had zero common sense.

    [–]ifuckredditsnitches_Resident Pajeet 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    Ig a lot of them genuinely thought they'd be invincible but it's not like that in a real war with no superpower military backing you up

    [–]arainynightinskyrim 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    I still do not understand what kind of soldiers these guys were, perhaps they were support like the medic guy from the post and have not been in a real firefight in their entire life.

    [–]ifuckredditsnitches_Resident Pajeet 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I think the vast majority probably are just adrenaline junkie types that wanted to do it for the experience.

    [–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    God. I'd love nothing more than the Chinese and Russians giving them a beating.

    [–]ifuckredditsnitches_Resident Pajeet 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I'm really hoping the JewS takes the bait and joins the battle in Ukraine just to see how they do head to head. The real reason they're not going isn't nukes it's that they're a paper tiger

    [–]EuropeanAwakening14 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Basic infantry doesn't really get C 130 support like that. No offense, you don't really know what you're talking about.

    [–]ifuckredditsnitches_Resident Pajeet 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I mean modern special forces/unconventional warfare units in Western armies are literally doing call of duty tier fighting look at this footage they're literally in zero danger

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5UcAMiPcDo

    Another example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75_LgMlDmQg

    [–]Blackbrownfreestuff 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (12 children)

    A lot of veterans hung out on a FOB for a year. A very small percentage of soldiers saw real combat. Most of the soldiers wearing CABs were not in Combat either. Anyone in the vicinity of a gunshot or explosion would get one.

    [–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

    There's a crisis of medal inflation in the US.

    [–]Blackbrownfreestuff 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

    Dont get me started on the bronze star bullshit ive seen.

    [–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

    I heard that two women got bronze stars for running a printer in the office.

    [–]Blackbrownfreestuff 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    I've seen worse. There were sometimes guidelines that stated a soldier had to perform one mission outside the FOB in order to get a bronze star. This creates a hazard because all the officers want their bronze star, so they would intentionally get placed on missions they weren't qualified for, in order to get the medal, sometimes displacing the qualified soldiers that should be on the mission.

    Example - Helicopter recovery team. When a helicopter breaks down, you have a team specifically trained on how to rig the helicopter to be lifted out by a Chinook. So instead of sending the entire trained crew who does this all the time, they might replace the team or part of a team with some untrained female lieutenants so they can "earn their bronze star".

    Great idea right? Results: Lt. Shaniqua and Lt. TikTokBoobs fuck up the rigging and cause millions of $ in damage to an attack helicopter. And of course, still get a bronze. Mission Accomplished. This is literally how the military of a country with drag queen story hour works.

    [–]EthnocratArcheofuturist 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Lmao! No wonder the US couldn't beat the ragheads.

    [–]EthnocratArcheofuturist 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Lol!

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      [–]EthnocratArcheofuturist 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

      Wait, he was SAS? Weren't they supposed to be the best trained men on the planet?

      [–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      He was an army medic

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          [–]ifuckredditsnitches_Resident Pajeet 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

          Yeah I'm retarded must've confused with another article

          [–]EthnocratArcheofuturist 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

          This is what happen when you believe the West's propaganda.

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            [–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

            Good times create weak men. Weak men create hard times. We are in the beginning of the hard times.

            [–]Richard_Parker 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

            He’s bombing kids and families for nothing.

            That's a lie.

            Strange thing-- always has a deep prejudice against the Russians, first first from growing up on the Cold War, the learning about Soviet atrocities agjabt Germans in the waning months of the war. I have become fairly pro Russian pretty quickly these past few years.

            [–]YJaewedwqewqClerical Fascist 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

            It isn't "for nothing", it's actually worse than being for nothing; it's for the expansion of jewish globalism. If it was random and meaningless I'd be relieved compared to the current state of affairs.

            [–]Richard_Parker 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

            What are you blathering on about?

            [–]YJaewedwqewqClerical Fascist 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

            Are you illiterate? You said he's bombing kids for nothing- I countered that it wasn't "for nothing", it was (once again) a calculated anti-White terror campaign.

            [–]Richard_Parker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

            You are confused. The first sentence is a quote from the article.

            [–]Richard_Parker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

            You are confused. The first sentence is a quote from the article. Your take on Russia's military campaign could not be more ridiculous, regardless..

            [–]YJaewedwqewqClerical Fascist 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

            I was referring to NATO, but now that you mention it, what I said also applies here (although not just to Russia, to both sides, as the Ukrainians were shelling Russia/Russian civilians prior to the war which in part caused it, and there's reliable evidence pointing to them shelling their own civilians as well)

            [–]Richard_Parker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

            Ukraine is not a Nato member. No Nato forces are yet involved. Please site sources showing Russian armed forces are deliberately targeting Ukranian civilians. Simply shelling urban area where enemy inits are holed up does not count.

            [–]YJaewedwqewqClerical Fascist 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

            Ukraine is not a Nato member. No Nato forces are yet involved

            Never implied they were. I was saying that I was referring to UN/NATO actions elsewhere in the world.

            Please site sources showing Russian armed forces are deliberately targeting Ukranian civilians. Simply shelling urban area where enemy inits are holed up does not count.

            I can't cite any sources to that fact, nor did I claim it in that post. I was, quite clearly might I add, saying that the Ukrainians were the ones shelling their own civilians.

            I doubt one could find any reliable evidence outside of a few errant webms of anything for certain, and even a lot of video (ESPECIALLY news footage) has been shown to be outright fake or misleading (as if that is surprising), such as that video of an American or European MSM source in an empty town square leading a herd of actors around to make it look like chaos.

            However, there are definitely shills for/from both sides active, so I don't care too much either way, as the end results remain the same.

            [–]Richard_Parker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

            Yeah fog of war. Your screeds are tiresome.

            [–]YJaewedwqewqClerical Fascist 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

            Not so much fog of war as deliberate misinformation.

            [–]DrPVM 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

            Remember Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards? This is the wartime edition

            [–]shilldetector 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

            That would be a good comparison if Eddie had done one ski jump then shit his pants and quit.

            [–]arainynightinskyrim 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

            I ended up on a military forum some time ago, apparently according to those guys who were ex military more than 99% of the kills in afghanisan were made my spec ops.

            This means that the vast majority of the US army has not seen a firefight or at best shot a couple of shots at nothing from 1000m.

            This guy is just a medic from the UK which probably means that he hasn't been in a proper firefight either.

            [–]casparvoneverecBig tiddy respecter[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

            Quite likely. Most were counter terror raids and search and destroy missions.