Not sure why we're listening to them

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[–][deleted] 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (14 children)

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[–]Questionable 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

I honestly could not tell that this was satire. :|

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

I think I should have set it side by side with the original so the pun worked better.

[–]Questionable 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

No... It... It worked.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Oh

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Oh wait, you mean because the models are basically useless either way. I thought it was because it wasn't funny, that's why I said oh.

[–]Questionable 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

No, no, no. It's because the propaganda arm of the main stream media is becoming so desperate to maintain their narrative, that this could actually be something they are pushing as legitimate role models for good health. This causes a disconnect in logic, which is funny.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ah, awesome! I showed the wife and she was like that totally sucks... so.... I guess it's back to Asian hookers for me.

the propaganda arm of the main stream media is becoming so desperate to maintain their narrative

You know what they're going to do, is change the goal posts, say science was evolving, the right just got lucky but they're still always wrong and evil.... Weasel their way out till voters forget.

They all still made bank, 535 pandemic profiteers on the wall, 535 pandemic profiteers....

[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Honestly, a fashion model is about as qualified to predict this stuff as any talking head on CNN.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

The original "models" is making my penis soft.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

There's a drug for that.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Remdesivir?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I have a Remdesivir joke, but it doesn't work.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Remdesivir kills the patient; as intended.

[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

LOL

[–]chadwickofwv 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

While I wouldn't exactly trust those models on scientific subjects, I am certain that they are far more trustworthy than the "scientific" covid models.

[–]Canbot 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

They are simply being used to push someone else's message.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (9 children)

Sup with the witch book and mismatched shoes? Skull bandanna too?

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (7 children)

Damn, you and the wife are some harsh critics. She talked shit about the girls too. Course I think she was just jea....

Bro...

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

Oh this is your meme... I see what you're up to

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Yeah, tbf I suck at memes.

Still. Like an autistic child's macaroni sculpture, I expect praise.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I suck at life and didn't get it. At least I'm not alone. Tis a fine meme.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

It's okay, I promise I will try to only throw one tantrum a year.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

This is nothing, you should have seen yourself a few days ago, all bloodied and furry

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Oh Christ, not again. Well, these things happen.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I answered it. I'll take my payment in updoots.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Sup with the witch book and mismatched shoes? Skull bandanna too?

"Health" was a typo.

He meant Hellth...

These 3 lovely succubi are going to nurse us back to hellth...

[–]Tiwaking 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Stop worshipping celebrities so much. These guys arent even celebrities!
Dave Chappelle - Ja rule

[–]FlippyKing 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

For most of my life, I'd be more likely to believe this version than the original. It's gotten me into a lot of trouble generally.