"America can't collapse. We're as powerful, as ancient Rome." -Homer Simpson

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[–]William_World 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

roman empire never died just became the catholic church

[–]jerkwad152 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Civilization has collapse plenty of times in the past, and will many times in the future. We ain't special, except maybe special ed.

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

He has a point! /s

[–]Alan_Crowe 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

A truly Byzantine cope!

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Learn where, commas are meant, to go in, a, sentence

[–]BISH[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Homer didn't write it. He said it.

With a subtle pause, for emphasis.

I can't write it like he said it; without a comma.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Get a colon, oscopy.

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That is what an ellipsis is for, my dude.