Bright Colors Signify Toxicity

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[–]BISH 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

The female bowl cut might be the most alarming part.

360° of bangs.

[–]Anman 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

360 degree of medieval serfdom

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That frog is black.

I wonder.. If that bowl cut thing is transracial...

Could be going for a knockoff African American hairstyle.

[–]handbananasrevenge 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Everything you see there is simply a substitute for actually having an interesting personality.

[–]jet199 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

This is true. Quiet people wear bright colours for attention. When I bleach my hair the main effect is I get served at the bar quicker.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What an deformed perception of beauty to look in the mirror and think, "yeah, that's the look I'm going for"...

[–]BISH 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Poison arrow frogs don't produce toxins. It's found in the poisonous insects it consumes, and secretes the toxins through it's skin.

Ms. Infinite-Bangs probably also consumes insects, and secretes something similarly weird.

[–]TarBaby 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

SMEGMA!

[–]doginventer 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Aposematism

[–]buffalo_fart_the_VII 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Her vagina probably smells like burning plastic.