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[–]Oyveygoyim 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

In that movie he teamed up with the apes (Samuel Jackson included) to take down the white man.

[–]carn0ld03 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

...but they can always make Jane black, or Tarzan gay. Keep that in mind.

[–]soyboy77 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"That's gold, Jerry! Gold!"

Also: I wish I had "fuck you" money so I could greenlight and bankroll a new Black Panther film with Bucky in the main role and delight in SJWs losing their shit...

If Falcon can be Cap, Bucky can be Black Panther. Fair's fair, amirite?

[–]Gravi 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You can see plenty of them acting like monkeys on the internet all the time.

[–]Yin 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Funny, but I guarantee you they have the balls. They'll make a BLACKED version just because they can.

[–]Bonn1770 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What they'll do is reduce Tarzan into the bumbling white guy who keeps making an ass of himself in front of Jane while the black hero saves the day and sweeps Jane off her feet for some good old fashioned Jewish Blacked action. Can't wait!

[–]filbs111 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This gives Disney too much credit.