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[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

242 of my cock? That's an architectural timber made for a church. 242 of socks' cock? That's a 2 dollar dowel rod in the bargain bin at Home Depot.

[–]hfxB0oyA 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Damn, beat me to it.

[–]UbiquitousCultOfSelf 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

There's obviously more letters after the S on the piece of wood.
"242 Dicks who make fun of imperial measurements are buried here" FTFY