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[–]jet199 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

What a coincidence.

Maybe Americans should stop having elections for the good of everyone's health.

[–]Comatoast 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Or we should just deport Bill Gates into the 7th dimension of Windows NT Hellscape Edition.

I'm glad that Gates is on par with Nostradamus though. What would we do if not for his sage advice about all these illnesses?

[–]nppo 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

How clairvoyant.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Lil Billie must be turning into quite the cheapskate and miser if it takes that long to finance a new designer disease. Yo Billie! Pay them labworkers for 24-hour shifts, and cut the R&D time in half you Scrooge!