Texas OFFICIALLY Starts Vote To SECEDE From US! An Absolute...

submitted by Trump_WG1WGA from xephula.com

all 53 comments
sorted by:
top
newinsightfulfun

[–]369 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

I always thought it was hilarious that a state isn't allowed to secede...
It's like having a crazy and codependent ex.

[–]LittleLoser 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

appoint trump as governer/president of texas and say fk off to DC.

texas has its own oil, it has a ocean port, and we have plenty of farm land.

[–]Node 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What Texas doesn't have is weather that would allow humans to live there.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It would be great if Texas succeeded.

Then we could flee to Texas when the great reset SHTF, and the border wall wouldn't be keeping us in.

Keep in mind; Texas succeeded from Mexico, because Mexico abolished slavery.

They tried to go independent, but ultimately joined the US slavers, when the succession wasn't going well.

Juneteenth is a holiday thingy, cause Texas was the last slaver holdout.

[–]Nemacolin 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Secession is taking part of my country away from me without asking. That is why it is illegal.

[–]bobbobbybob 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

dems: steal a whole country

also dems:

don't steal it back

[–]369 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

But you're my boyfriend! No one else can have you!

Cast in point.

[–]Preachy_Jerk 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lol very constitutional argument there, you psychopath.

[–]Nemacolin 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (30 children)

Secession is illegal.

[–]hetisachoice 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

So was rebelling against the British Crown. It is hypocritical to criminalize the very act that made this country possible.

[–]magnora7 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

I mean they literally fought a war over it in the 1860s that killed over 800k Americans, so that seems like a pretty clear statement of intent.

[–]hetisachoice 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

So they proved they are willing to commit war crimes against their own people to force them to stay in a union built on stolen Indian land. And I dare you to try the "you lost the war, get over it" non-comeback on the American Indian.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

They didn't steal it ffs, they simply came to share it. If the Indians had have been neighborly about it instead of shooting arrows off in all directions they'd be best mates now.

[–]369 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

High quality shitpost, my friend.

[–]Nemacolin 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

OK, so go ahead and give it a try. I have an open calendar.

[–]ArthnoldManacatsaman 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

So was rebelling against the British Crown

We still haven't quite forgiven you for that, you know...

[–]bobbobbybob 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

so is stealing elections

[–]Nemacolin 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

If you know about an election being stolen, you need to call 911.

[–]sproketboy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

We only call 911 when it's slow at McDonalds.

[–]bobbobbybob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

You fully understand, of course, that it was stolen. Must be weird to be so happy about it, and at the same time, deep down, knowing that you are in a minority, and one that is arrayed against a group of people that used to be law abiding.

[–]Nemacolin 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Have you called the police? You need to tell them that you know about a crime. They rely on citizens like you reporting crime.

Maybe you could get one of the those sandwich signs. You need to get the word out.

[–]Preachy_Jerk 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Several States only ratified the Constitution under the explicit condition that they could leave whenever they wanted. Was there a constitutional amendment I missed?

[–]Nemacolin 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It is often said Texas got a special deal when it joined. Please cite it for us.

In any case, we can do to Texas next what we did to it last time. (But with fewer statues.)

[–]p_millz 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (12 children)

You probably wear a mask while driving... or maybe two. Don't you?

[–]LittleLoser 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

wear a mask in the shower. /s

[–]Nemacolin 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (10 children)

What a very random question.

Nope.

I get my second vaccine on Tuesday!

[–]chadwickofwv 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Oh, that's really smart. Taking a vaccine that is far more dangerous than the disease it isn't even shown to prevent.

[–]Nemacolin 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

As I said elsewhere, I am sorry you are scared.

[–]Node 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

I get my second vaccine on Tuesday!

Hope that's a joke! Otherwise, RIP.

[–]Nemacolin 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Not a joke. They give you a second appointment when they give you the first.

I am sorry you are scared. Maybe your husband can hold your hand.

[–]Node 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Yes, I'm "scared" of having a mysterious substance, that's damaged or killed a large number of people, injected into my body.

[–]Nemacolin 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Well, I suppose you will be safer when people who are not afraid take the risk for you. SO just get behind me Missy.

[–]Node 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I don't drink gasoline either. Will you lead the way?

[–]Nemacolin 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Look, I know it is a scary world out there for you. Now just get the people who will protect you. Since you are unable and unwilling.

[–]Node 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Which type do you plan to drink?

[–]jamesK_3rd 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

4am vote dumps and counting votes after the deadline violating the state constitution is also illegal.

In fact, states who allow such nullify the vote of hard working Texans, Floridians and everyone else who voted legally.

This is grounds for secession. And more states should begin to look into creating inter state treaties now.

The coasts might have big cities, but for far too long wheat, corn, beans, rice, meat and water have been exported to coastal elite states for far too cheap a price.

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

The US has supported too many "freedom fighters" in other countries to now have a leg to stand on if part of its country wants to break away.

Currently Biden and his team support the IRA and they represent a minority in their region.

[–]Nemacolin 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Cool. Go ahead and try it then.

[–]hetisachoice 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

God bless Texas!

[–]magnora7 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Lol yeah right. There's always been talk of it, and Texas is probably in the best position to succeed of any state, but it's still very unlikely to be allowed to happen by the federal government. It'd have to happen like a Brexit thing, and even then it would be 10x as messy as Brexit

[–]noworldsystem 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (11 children)

It's a trap, the U.S. government will allow all of the Trumpy fucktards to move to this one area.. the U.S. government will surround this area like Palestine, and will march and kill every fucking person in that state and will reclaim it back.. With the help of mexico preventing the fleeing of hundreds of thousands of Texans after the bloody battle of 2032, the Texans will finally die at the last alamo. This will spur rejoice and partnership of Mexico for helping the U.S. to defeat the Texans or socalled "patriots". This will lead to bombings at U.S. monuments and we will continue to see terror at the heart of America as the Texans or "new patriots" will continue to live amongst other Americans while secretly planning more terror across the country. The insurrection at the U.S. capital is just the start, these Trumpy cockroaches want their own Palestine on U.S. government soil. It's gonna get real bloody.

[–]Preachy_Jerk 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Cockroaches, huh? Guess you borrowed that from elite Hutu propaganda in 1994. That's how they got ordinary people to massacre their neighbors with machetes and clubs. A million people died, you fucking crazy person.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Most of the people killed were Hutus though.

[–]Node 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

During the Rwandan genocide of 1994, members of the Hutu ethnic majority in the east-central African nation of Rwanda murdered as many as 800,000 people, mostly of the Tutsi minority. the history

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2011/jul/19/not-genocide-deniers-uncover-truth

https://survivorsnetworks.blogspot.com/2009/09/historical-revisionism-in-rwanda-does.html

[–]Node 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Monbiot takes issue with our claim that the "great majority of deaths were Hutu", and calls this "as straightforward an instance of revisionism as I've ever seen". But Rwanda's 1991 census estimated the Tutsi population at 600,000, and some 300,000 Tutsi survived the violence of 1994.

This math appears to be the basis of their claim. However, the accounts of people at the time pretty much all said it was the Hutu slaughtering the Tutsi. "They're killing us!" "We're killing them!"

[–]sproketboy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You commies killed a 100 million.

[–]noworldsystem 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They are cockroaches, they hold our American flag and claim to be patriots while at the same time holding confederate and nazi flags. You really think the U.S. military isnt gearing up for this succession plan? Hole Lee Fuck. Do you remember Waco?

[–]FuckMasks 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I think you're getting a little cynical there. I'm sure many politicians would love the idea of cut and dry mass murdering all who disobey them but they aren't playing things that obvious. Everything they're doing is very sneaky, slow and they're backing it all with law suits & jail time.

[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I think you need to call your doctor to renew your meds.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It's a trap, the U.S. government will allow all of the Trumpy fucktards to move to this one area.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantex

Pantex is the primary United States nuclear weapons assembly and disassembly facility that aims to maintain the safety, security and reliability of the U.S. nuclear weapons stockpile. The facility is located on a 16,000-acre (25 sq mi; 65 km2) site 17 miles (27 km) northeast of Amarillo, in Carson County, Texas in the Panhandle of Texas.

[–]noworldsystem 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"Whoops! A nuke went off! Sorry!"