Rare ‘Penis Plant’ Blooms for the First Time in 25 Years

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[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

And Vulcans thought waiting 7 years for pon farr was a stretch.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sorry it's Vice.

[–]chadwickofwv 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Of course Vice would be obsessed with a penis plant. It gives them the opportunity to eat penis and still call themselves vegan.

[–]forscher 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

My plant grows every 7 seconds.

Fuck pon-fa. Fuck vulcans. Fuck Spock and his androgyny.

What you really need is a guy (or gal) with an eidetic memory.

So check.

You all are just accepting popular culture.

Humans: All the power we ever will need, we already have.

Sad though: Money can't buy this.

Maybe now you are able to see the problem here.

But now snap back into reality:

Who actually goes into space? Some fat fuck, a slavedriver basically, that even hasn't hair on his head. And because the actor of some well-aged science-fiction shit caught his fancy he goes into space, too. Another fat fuck, basically.

I think it is "just" or "right" that we have to get almost extinct before realizing what dumbasses we actually are.

We finally need some kind of punishment for this shit-show we all are part of.

This time maybe the better survive. Or should i pin my dart into the bullseye of yours and write: Morally better ?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

You'd be the third person I've known who had an eidetic memory. I'm not sure if you're aware, but it usually goes away in adulthood.

Who actually goes into space?

Space is too goddamned big and too goddamned dangerous. It's a two year round trip just to mars and that's a long time to be stuck in a small craft in space. Short of a warp drive or stasis we're very limited in where it is practical to go.

Let the fat fucks go if they want.

[–]forscher 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

But you know: A guy like me doing an ironman or two: I actually belong into space.

And then there is all my Angström-Level-physics research. On Fission on Fusion.

I can feel you, don't get me wrong. But there actually are are number of experiments to be conducted in space.

Sadly i'm a sad-ass poor white guy with red hair and nobody believes my differential geometry anyways so what the fuck ?

What humanity has to loose ?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I'm all for you going to space and doing experiments and shit. Go build a warp core already, let us actually get somewhere.

[–]forscher 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Np. I got a four stage rocket. (and even if it explodes the plan still is there). It is steerable. Sadly i'm short on hydrazine and meta-hydrazine as fuel since these components are classified as explosives where i live. :-D

Oxygen is easy...