I passed both tests; can I be an Arcanine now?

submitted by LarrySwinger2 from self.nonmorons

  • Tanakh test (succeeded in one try, and for most of them and I didn't even have to look at the choices).
  • Go test.
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[–]fschmidt 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

I don't have a formal testing process yet, but based on your writing style in your SaidIt history I believe that you passed the tests. So congratulations, you are Arkian. But I am not going to send you a gold star. If you aren't going to do anything about being Arkian then you just wasted your time taking these tests.

Of course I intentionally made these tests easy. We live in an idiocracy where the vast majority of people, including people on SaidIt, couldn't pass these tests.

So what are your plans for your genetic future? Not reproduce? Leave your genes in the genetic cesspool of general modern humanity? Or something else? The point of becoming Arkian is to solve this issue.

[–]LarrySwinger2[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I'm going to donate my sperm to a sperm bank, try to become famous, and then let everyone know where they can get my sperm. I have the potential to be the father of lots of children this way, without my attention being demanded in the process of them growing up. Also, I will donate it to scientists for the purpose of them cloning humans. There must be some countries where that's legal. This way I will raise the quality of humanity's gene pool.

[–]fschmidt 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

You must be young. When you mature, you can always reconsider Arkianism.

[–]LarrySwinger2[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Reconsider? I have made my decision, I want to be part of it.

[–]fschmidt 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Your reproductive strategy isn't very Arkian because your children are unlikely to be Arkian. Not only are you not selecting mates, but you also aren't culturally protecting your children which means that even if they have good genes, they are still likely to grow up to be morons.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Link the test

[–]LarrySwinger2[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

http://www.arkian.net/requirements.html