i have a new plan to take over the world.

submitted by crackerjack from self.politics

i am going to convince every flying insect in this world that i am the one true god and that if they die while serving me they will get 47 virgins in heaven.

get em skeeters.

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[–]ArcturianDeathTrap 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Every Man needs to Kill the right ten people. The problem with guns is that they're loud. 40% go unsolved. There's no heaven or hell. The less they live, the better the future

[–]crackerjack[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I like how you think.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You don't have to induct skeeters into a murder cult to get them to attack people... they already do that.