It is the year 2150 and a horde of Muslims have entered San Francisco on horseback, in an ambush takeover of the city. The Muslims smash the logos in front of the buildings of Google, Apple, and similar companies, calling them idols. A group of Muslim horsemen approach a group of 4 Silicon Valley programmers who are going about their day. One of the Muslims says:
"We are told people of your kind worship idolatrous concepts such as Model-View-Controller, Continuous Integration, and Two-Factor Authentication. The time has come for you to repent of your idolatry and submit to the One True God!"
The Silicon Valley scum start laughing and ridiculing the Muslim horsemen. Then one of them says "These guys are psychos - let's call the police"
As the Silicon Valley scum are busy unlocking the 7 layers of security on their phones, one of the Muslim horsemen unsheathes his sword and with a single swing of the blade beheads all 4 of the Silicon Valley scum.
Then the Muslims start victoriously chanting "There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his messenger!", as they conquer the rest of the rotten city.
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