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Do programmer chicks put out?
submitted 6 months ago by yabbit from self.programming
I have no real interest in programming but I'd consider giving it a try if it would lead to the lips of a phat assed big titted poser coder whore being firmly implanted on the base of my benis.
[–]jet199 9 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 6 fun10 insightful - 6 fun10 insightful - 7 fun - 6 months ago (1 child)
You know what sex most programmer chicks are, right?
[–]package 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun - 6 months ago (0 children)
There’s four types of “programmer chicks”:
Men in skirts
Severely autistic women
Women with BPD and or NPD
Unicorns that are already taken
If you have standards or common sense then no, programmer chicks don’t put out.
[–]at_finn 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun - 6 months ago (0 children)
All programmer chicks, use to be dudes.
[–]Tums_is_Smut_bkwrds 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun - 6 months ago (1 child)
Not in my experience. Though I've only known a handful of chicks that I'd call legitimate programmers -- sorry, Babs, but 'hacking HTML' is not programming -- and they were more weird than sexy. Though now that I think of it there was one chick in Uni that was not only waaaaay smarter than I was but a total babe. I wonder where she ended up?
[–]jet199 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun - 6 months ago (0 children)
[–]Canbot 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 6 months ago (0 children)
Why do you think becoming a programmer would improve your chances with them?
[–]Vulptex 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 6 months ago (0 children)
Sorry, I won't do that. But you can keep me tied up in your basement if you want.
[–]filbs111 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 5 months ago (0 children)
While I share the reservations of other posters in this thread, on the plus side, being able to do stuff with computers might help you win the favour of regular ladies. Your average woman isn't going to get all light-headed at the thought of a man coding, but if you can demonstrate problem solving skill while fixing something that's close to a woman's heart - like digging information out of a database, automating her tedious spreadsheet tasks etc, then you might get some twinkles in eyes.