"Biden, to me, is like taking a flashlight with a dying battery and going for a long walk in the woods." - Joe Rogan

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And the flashlight occasionally sniffs and touches you and you dread the batteries running out not because of what’s lurking in the dark woods, but because of what the flashlight will do to you in the complete dark if it does what it does to you when there’s light.. 🔦

[–]HegeMoney 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Choosing Biden with Harris is the same analogy; plus bringing another police officer flashlight who is certain to encourage looting and arson in your home town while you're lost in the forest.

[–]Trajan 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

And the only source of light after the torch fails is a human turd with a few matches stuck in it.

[–]UnexpectedTransmissi 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It's called a fleshlight

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Fleshlight

[–]zyxzevn 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

Don't forget the three Witches that are following the light.

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

"Double, double, toil and trouble..."

[–]zyxzevn 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

I meant Harris, Pelosi and Clinton.

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

Correction:

"Triple, quadruple, and quintuple, festering fascist, cantankerous boil, and Webster Hubbell fucker."

[–]FormosaOolong 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

LOL!

[–]DoubleReverse 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

You should hear what he has to say about Trump.

[–]madcow-5 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Idk what he's said lately, but generally it's been that he's the only competent choice.

[–]soyboy77 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Funny but true