Only poor people use credit cards.

submitted by lil_peter from self.technology

As a rich dude, I only use cash. Spread out 50x 100 dollar bills and let hot chicks see it. Not tracked, and way more baller. Credit cards are for gaywads that fell into being gay bc they are predetermined to have anal sex.

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[–]EndlessSunflowers 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

What kind of weak shit is this! LOL
I stepped away from saidit for a week or so and come back to this! lol
"as a rich dude" ... "I let hot chicks see" ... "it's way more baller" ... "gaywads"
WTF, is this a place for middle school minded folks now Hahahaha

[–]lil_peter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sounds like you are.

[–]lil_peter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I carry around 5 grand all the time, and a gun. Fuck with me and get shot. Then I bang your girl bc I'm rich.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

lemme guess, about 575 credit score

[–]lil_peter[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Prolly lower than that even though I've never been late and paid off 2 cars then went to jail for a marijuana charge for 2 years so it defaulted to creditors. Had a uhaul full of weed, was looking at 150k in pocket. Did it twice afterwards lol, pretty well off now.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nice, it sounds like you quit once you got ahead, smart.

[–]DualitySquared 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Username checks out.