Pizza sucks

submitted by yabbit from self.unpopularopinion

I've never had pizza that wowed me. Even when it's good its just the body responding positively to the salt content. It's just bread with cheese on top and when its too oily I get the worst shits from it. I'll eat it but I don't enjoy it. Most overrated food of all time. Bacon sucks too. Chinese and mexican food is far superior to american food.

all 4 comments
sorted by:
top
newinsightfulfun

[–]jet199 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

This might blow your mind but pizza is not American food.

[–]fschmidt 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes modern pizza sucks. But if we had a time machine, I promise you that I could find some New York pizza that would wow you. Food from non-western countries like China and Mexico haven't decayed as much because America keeps getting immigrants from these places who aren't yet modern scum, and so are still capable of cooking.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Pizza is my favorite. You can fancy it up if you like. But plain old tomato sauce, lots of oregano. Parmesan cheese. Good bread.

It’s not special. But it is delicious.

Mexican food has lots of flavors. Lots of spices. You get the best seafood. You get the best ingredients. Mexican food is pretty amazing.

Chinese food is a lot of fat and carbs. It’s a lot like pizza, but I like the tomato sauce. Chinese is delicious, but not special like Mexican.

[–]mongre 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You sound fun!