We Believe: The Best Men Can Be | Gillette (Short Film) HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. GET. IN. HERE.

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[–]Vigte[S] 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (14 children)

Gillette (the razor company) has gone FULL "man bad wamen perfec" and they are getting murdered by words all over the internet right now.

I have never cringed so fucking hard.

The comments are a gold mine - the account is even deleting comments. Videos ABOUT this video are already coming out.

The stock price has gone down (SLIGHTLY) towards the end of the day, but the trading day is closed now, expect MUCH higher losses tomorrow.

[–]Vigte[S] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Just noticed its almost exclusively coloured people confronting white people, with a few coloured people in the "mug shot line up" of "sinners".

I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

What a bunch of god damned cismales!

[–]Vigte[S] 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I know, right, so disgusting!

[–]magnora7 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

The comments are a gold mine - the account is even deleting comments.

Yeah they are, and the top new comments all are less than 30 mins old, even now 22 hours later!

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (9 children)

That doesn't make sense. Aside from the current hipster neckbeard thing I'm guessing men use more razors than women.

Way to alienate your base. Now, all your base is belong to women.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

Women shave their legs, so a larger surface. The LOTR beard fad is still gaining steam, so maybe they're backing the "women's cause". Which is not a bad thing. Women's razors are also expensive, and they leave them in the shower, so they don't last as long either. Plausible increased consumption.

It's a divisive commercial, and that's probably the real goal. I don't think that advertisers believe that sexual assault prevention or antibullying will sell more razors.

But it got Vigte to post it, which got me to watch it. So, I guess I'll go buy one of there razors, and you can guess the rest. Cheers!

[–]Vigte[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I've been saying it since I saw this:

STOP SHAVING. Trim your beard with a pair of nice (read 20$+) scissors and a comb with teeth as long as you want your beard. No more tugging, no more pain, no more razor burn or thousands of micro-cuts allowing chemicals and disgusting bacteria into your face.

STOP SHAVING, DO NOT BE AFRAID OF YOUR FINAL FORM THAT HAS BEEN DENIED TO YOU BROTHERS!!!!!!!

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

SOME women shave their legs in summer. With less, finer hair.

Buy a straight razor and slit some SJW's throats.

Not on purpose of course, just because I don't use a straight razor so I'm inexperienced.

[–]Vigte[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Buy a straight razor and...

You mean, in minecraft, right?

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I don't play games so I don't know what that means.

[–]Vigte[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

It's an internet thing - on podcasts, when someone says something legally questionable - someone chimes in "you mean in Minecraft, right?"

"We should kiss all whites* "You mean in minecraft, right?"

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Oh. That's funny.

I tried to diffuse my own outrageous comment by awkwardly saying I'd cut their throats (not deeply) as an amateur barber (or would I). Bellyflop.

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    [–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    And then chop it off...

    [–]magnora7 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

    In the US when you are automatically registered for the military draft, they send you a post card informing you about it, and a Gillette razor.

    Gillette has been embedded in agenda-driven top-level policy for some time now.

    [–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Is this true? Dafaq?!

    [–]magnora7 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Yup, it's true when I got my draft card at least. I know it's a long-standing "tradition" because my dad knew about it too. Just shows you how sold-out America is

    [–]SundogsPlace 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

    Boycott'em!

    [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

    Maybe all you aggressive evil men/boys just need to take some tranquilizing anti-depressants to control your outrageous sissygender.

    [–]Vigte[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    They're on their way to the water supply as we speak!

    Don't forget to shave with said water also and let it get into the thousands of micro-cuts all over your face!

    [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Like the black goo from Alien:Prometheus.

    [–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

    Step 1: Buy a Gillette razor.
    Step 2:. Cut off your dick.

    JK.
    I'm not writing to anyone in particular. -Just a general suggestion.

    [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    LOL I can't even count how many razor commercials I animated. And hair products, contact lenses, sponges, colas, shoes, you name it...

    [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    I guess my manscaping days are behind me now.

    [–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Sounds like it's time for you to purchase a Gillette razor.

    Someone posted additional information for the next steps in the comments.

    [–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I've got so many razors. Handles actually. Not so much blades. I kept handles of most of the models I animated.

    [–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Directed by an SJW feminazi with all the subtlety of using an atom bomb on a mosquito.

    [–]Not_Sure 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    I'm not sure

    [–]Not_Sure 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    if this is a good idea - oh shit!