REMINDER: There is an URGENT meeting of the Secret Patriarchy this coming Wednesday at 4pm. All men are required to attend.

submitted by teelo from self.whatever

We will be discussing by how much to increase the pay gap further in order to compensate for a loss of earnings for the 1% due to the economic downturn created by Coronavirus.

Don't be late.

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[–]NorfolkTerrier 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Wtf don't you know women can see this? You're going to blow our cover! Post something about football or anime, then sneak the patriarchy stuff in at the bottom after they stop reading.

Also, I'm sick of Gary bringing napkins or ice or whatever while the rest of us toil away to ask our wives to make the quadruple bacon fast food lasagna.

[–]teelo[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Nah we're okay. Women don't get banned from Reddit, so they have no reason to ever come here. We all know that Saidit is strictly a mens club of Trump supporters.

[–]I-0x0-I 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

is jorge still bringing the o'douls? can't afford another dwi, even though all the cops are retiring its probably better not to chance it. it was really embarrasing having my photo on that billboard after you guys put makeup on me after i passed out. cop totally thought i was a passable cd and asked to peg me. i told her that was inappropriate and she told me to "spread 'em"

[–]teelo[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nah hes on stripper duty this time. We got Steve to bring them. We've also arranged some beer and poker for those who want to stay afterwards. Dont worry, there will be plenty of room for you to sleep it off this time. Sorry about that hotel fuckup last time!

[–]Lostcarkeys 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Okay. I'll bring a drum of lube for the orgy.

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    [–]teelo[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Dude, how many times do we have to remind you? The Secret Patriarchy transcends the space-time continuum. It is compatible with every timezone.

    [–]jet199Instigatrix 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Are self identifying men welcome?

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      [–]ChingChongdingdong 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Only if you have a ching chong ding dong.